Al K Hall: Putting the 'Functional' back in front of 'Alcoholism'

Let me be the FASe of our generation.

It’s official…

i, Al K Hall, am hereby throwing up my hat into the ring and nominating myself as Can-idate for the International Functional Alcoholics Slurperson!

This here’s one seat that’s been left vacant far too damn long. i googled ‘Functional Alcoholic Spokesperson’ and discovered the position doesn’t even exist! How can that be!? Alcoholics Anonymous has Anonymous ones, Mothers Against Drunk Drivers has Mad ones and the Bureau of Alcohol, Firearms & Tobacco has, uhm, well, other ones. So who’s standing up for us? Who’s got our backs?

i do, dammit, and i’m willing to put my glass where my mouth is.

Besides, no one but me has assumed the position.

Currently Drinking: Had a bottle of wine after work, now i’m on water.

Hangover Forecast: Mostly sunny. i’m swigging water now and it’s only 9:30pm. Tomorrow, without trouble, i should be good to go.