Day 12

Carafe-ty

i got toasted at a marshmallow roast. The culprit wasn’t the Bud i had early in the day but a 16-year old step-inlaw. i’d christened her Whine Girl but for the purposes of the party i promoted her to Wine Girl. After downing a carafe of  ‘Red’ wine, the hostess of the party brought out a fresh box of the same which i handed to Wine Girl. She wasn’t allowed to drink any but i told her she had to stay within reach and come on call when i needed refilling.

Wine Girl

Miss Demeanor’s take on this? i tried her patience and thought it was good, but then her patience tried me and i felt guilty.

This was my first binge of the trip. It took me thirteen days to get here, which is a personal record for me on vacation.

Drink Log

• 3 Bud Lights
• 7(?) glasses ‘Red’ wine

Day 12

Dry spell. Hey, see if you feel like drinking after excreting blood. Literally. No kidding. Three times.