1. Bocce Ball
The first boozer sport. Invented by ancient Aztec alkies so they could get their drink on while exercising. Or something.
Check Out The Wuss Drinking From A *Glass*
2. Horseshoes
Proof that rednecks are descendant from ancient Aztecs.
Yeah, Like You Needed Proof
3. Bowling
Sure it’s a sport, the men got those developed bellies.
Ball Handlers
4. Darts
Drinking even improves your performance.
An Extra Challenge? Strip Darts!
5. Golf
The only sport where you can drink and Drive.
Swingers
6. Fishing
Sometimes all you catch is a buzz.
What Does He Do If He Actually Catches Something?
7. Canoeing / Rafting
Not kayaking, though—there’s no place for a cooler.
Mmmmm, Water Sports
8. Croquet
Yes. It’s a sport. Chuttup!
My Wicket's All Sticky
9. Jarts
The danger factor is an added bonus.
Whoa! Watch The Tip, Babe!
10. Bar Hopping / Pub Crawling
Like you didn’t know this was coming.
First You Hop, Then You Crawl
An Al K Hall (Functional Alcoholic Slurperson of the D-Generation) Top Ten List
November 1st, 2009 at 9:32 am
Totally fun. Witty, clever. Al at his best.
Again, not just sayin’ that. I mean, dearest, my attraction to you and one of the biggest reasons I am with you is because of this ability you have to write this way. Think about it: you have someone hot like me in your life, and there have to be reasons why. Your writing is one of them, eh?
Okay, whattup with the photo in number 7? LOL — alcohol impairs judgement and if you drink you might just wind up kissing fish. (????) Hilarious finds with the photo accompaniment to this post!!
XOXO
Miss D
November 2nd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Babe, #7 is all about water sports…
Al K Hall
November 4th, 2009 at 6:51 am
*snort* water sports.
You forgot Beer Pong- bringer of the college herpes.
November 4th, 2009 at 10:43 am
i plan on doing a whole blog post about beer pong. i’ve never tried it, but it looks like my kind of sport.
If anyone has any advice, i’m all beers.
Al K Hall
May 13th, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Hey man added you to my blog role, nice post, I linked to it in my latest post!
May 13th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Hi there, Lieberman,
Welcome to the Bar None, pull up a stool and make yourself at home. What can i getcha to drink?
Thanks for the props, brother, and thanks for patronizing me,
Al K Hall
May 13th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
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