i had 6 glasses of wine at lunch.
i drank 4 Heineken after my 4 pm meeting.
i drank 3 cans of ale during the movie.
i’ve had the rest of my 6-pack of wine at home. (2 mini-bottles)
ok, her’s the drunk part. i promise not to revise anything i’m writing.
The last time i drunk posted, i wrote “f*ck you” and when i reread the post i didn’t know why i wrote it. Honestly, i think it’s because i was pissed off at y’all because no one ever comments except people i know.
C’mo, people. i’m human. It’s not a rpbot who posts, i’m a guy. It’s a real person. Soneone who wants to be liked. How hard is it to say “Thank you”?
Jesus, give a guy a break. Say something. Are you so afraid to say ‘hello’? Just a word!? i’ll give you 10 bucks if you leave a comment…
i just want to know PEOPLE are reading this…
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About Al K Hall
Like a battered drinker or a punch drunk boxer, i am here for another round.
For those of you who don’t know me, i’m a semi-professional writer on the rocks and a non-practicing alcoholic (if after 30 years of practicing, you still can't do something well, it's best to just give it up). For those of you who do know me, thanks for stopping by anyway and where’s the ten bucks you owe me?
Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you’ve had one too many and either can’t find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it’s cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we’ll crack open bottles and jokes and ‘last call’ are the only dirty words you’ll never hear.
Pull up a stool and make yourselves at home.
http://about.me/AlKHall
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December 5th, 2009 at 1:09 am
do I know you?
December 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Lol.
The question is, Do i know me?
Al K Hall
December 5th, 2009 at 1:11 am
hey whats up man, ive been reading your blog for the past couple of days and plan to continue reading it. its good to know there are other alkies (how the hell am i supposed to spell that?) out there who are intelligent. i really like all your movie reviews, i love how you start off by comparing them to something irreverent or to (more particularly) a drinking experience. im the type who tends to view my drinking as more of an experiment/fun adventure than a bad thing (maybe im still too young?). and also, keep in mind that the majority of your readers are probably…drunks. which means theyre the most unlikely to respond, so dont get discouraged, keep posting! people are reading, and more importantly, liking what they read.
by the way, impressive drinking during the day. the perfect amount to stay functional and not be sloppy, but to still have that buzz going. then the all out binge at night. story of my life. there are alkies out there who like your blog, and who are also young and highly successful in their careers (im bragging on myself here). i believe im sounding like an arrogant asshole. sorry, i really just wanted to say that i like your blog. keep posting dude.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Brother Bri,
Thanks bro’, you made my day.
Al K Hall
December 5th, 2009 at 8:09 am
“How hard is it to say “Thank you”?”
Thank you?
I hope the HO is not too bad today, my love.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Uggh…
December 5th, 2009 at 8:10 am
“Thank you?”
It’s not that hard, is what I meant to type after that.
Thank you.
December 5th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Hope today is better!!
I know I already know you, and thusly don’t count.
But validation must come from within, my friend. (so sayeth the girl who killed her wordpress blog, because NO ONE ever read… not ever her friends. lol)
December 5th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Thanks, Shel.
It’s nice to know you’re out there.
mwah,
Al K Hall