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The Girls From NINE

If you’re looking for the Booze Revooze of Nine, it’s here.

If you’re looking for photo spreads of the girls in the movie, then you came to the right place.

Penélope Cruz

Penélope Cruz (35) plays Carla:

Penélope Cruz At The Bar None

Fergie

Fergie (35) plays Saraghina:

Fergie After The Bar None

Marion Cotillard

Marion Cotillard (34) plays Luisa Contini:

Marion Cotillard Near The Bar None

Kate Hudson

Kate Hudson (30) plays Stephanie:

Nicole Kidman

Nicole Kidman (42) plays Claudia:

Nicole Doesn't Swallow

Nicole Kidman At The Bar None

Martina Stella

Let’s not forget the Silken Butterflies… Martina Stella (25) plays Donatella:

Martina Stella In The Bar None

About Al K Hall

Like a battered drinker or a punch drunk boxer, i am here for another round. For those of you who don’t know me, i’m a semi-professional writer on the rocks and a non-practicing alcoholic (if after 30 years of practicing, you still can't do something well, it's best to just give it up). For those of you who do know me, thanks for stopping by anyway and where’s the ten bucks you owe me? Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you’ve had one too many and either can’t find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it’s cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we’ll crack open bottles and jokes and ‘last call’ are the only dirty words you’ll never hear. Pull up a stool and make yourselves at home. http://about.me/AlKHall

4 comments on “The Girls From NINE

  1. ken
    March 20, 2010

    but if you only had a plane ticket for one???

    • Al K Hall
      March 20, 2010

      Oooh, good question.

      It’d be between Penélope Cruz and Kate Hudson for sure. Penélope is always hot but i’m not a huge fan of huge assets. Kate has a rockin’ bod but i’ve read some crap about her that paints her as kind of shallow and vapid and egotistical. Plus, like i said in the review of NINE, sometimes she looks stunning and other times she looks off kilter. If i can’t have a round trip to Penélope and then a longer stay in Kate, then i’d guess i’d have to go with Kate. Ahhh, me and those AA cups…

      Al K Hall

  2. jabbadabutt
    March 29, 2010

    I would love to drink me a Stella right about now.

  3. Al K Hall
    March 29, 2010

    Both the girl AND the beer, brother.

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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