i know.

Thanks for patronizing me,

Al K Hall

Look on the bright side, the odds that you will find him on chat roulette seem to be increasing exponentially.

Thanks for patronizing me, Princesse,

Al K Hall

OH, not my Xander!!!!

i dunno about Christina. i’m with you, i’d touch her boob (with you). But as far as “flashing” at her on the street…nah, i really don’t think so. You are so much sexier than she is, abbé!

Love right back atcha,

Al K Hall

I’m not even halfway through yet, but after all I had read so far with all the stuff going on with the Booze Loozers, I got to here and wanted to bang my head against the computer desk: “Betty’s job is driving a school bus and when the Transportation Coordinator got on at her first stop, she was transporting a full load of elementary school kids.”

Jesus, Betty. It’s one thing to fuck with your own life, but another altogether to fuck with a bunch of kids’ lives. I am very much a live-and-let-live kind of gal, and if Betty wants to make a mess of things for herself, fine, but I hope they slam her ass in jail for a long time for driving a bunch of schoolkids while drunk. Idiot.

Skipping ahead to the Cristina Ricci pics, I have to say I do not mind the tat. I’d still touch it! And I bet you’d still tap that if you were given even an eight of a chance, dude, lol. I know you get all righteous and up in arms about tats on the tits, but I still think she is cool and looks cool. And I mean, isn’t a boob a boob? Who cares what size they are and what is tattooed on them?

(Maybe one just has to be a hetero dude to understand this whole “type” thing. I’ve tried to understand and empathize with it, and realize I just can’t. *throws up hands in air*)

As far as SMG, goes, that photo of her in the red swimsuit looks like a Photoshop of her head on another’s body… Just sayin’. The others of her look a lot better/more realistic.

Here, “She’s always been a perennial favorite of mine as well.” Don’t you mean “perianal”? heh heh

(Vocab lesson for those who might need it: Peri- is a prefix borrowed from the Greek. It means “around or about.” Thx to the Merriam-Webster online dic.)

Thanks for the amusement, hon.
XOXO
Miss D

Al K Hall

Ooopps. Now I have a hard spot!

Actually, i did not know that the jail blocked the number when they called, but it does make sense.

Speaking of making sense, for Christmas i wan “handlers” and people. i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.

Speaking of saying it before and again, i want to party with Lindsay Lohan, Peaches Geldof and Kiefer Sutherland (but not his boys).

Here’s me, over and out (again),

Al K Hall

Speaking of unfair, I am sure that celeb hotties such as Ricci party with “Handlers” so that when they get as blitzed as that they don’t end up waking up next to someone like me the next morning.

As disturbing as it is to see Kifer dressed as scotch, I was a little more wierded out by the preist groping the guy (Perry Farrell?) in the cheerleader skirt.