And welcome to the Bar None. Have a seat, put your feet up on the table and what can i get you to drink?

Thanks for the props on the interview, but i just want to remind you that Olga and i never really met… The whole interview was done by email.

Hope you’ll come back anyway.

Thanks for patronizing me,

Al K Hall

Thanks for stopping by again. And thanks for the compliment!

That you think all these interviews are works of fiction tells me you have more faith in my creative writing capacity than i do. Thanks for the confidence! Did you notice how clever i was to choose only actresses who are relatively unknown? Not to mention all the work that went into fake friending many of the actresses on Facebook during the interview process.

Tell me, do you also credit me with hand drawing all the pictures that they “sent me themselves” for the interviews? Damn, you really overestimate me, friend-o. i’m especially proud that you think i can spend hundreds of hours faking a Wiki page for Olga simply so that i could cite myself as a reference.

Your confidence in my creative writing is inspirational and i humbly thank you for it. i hate to let you down, but i did none of these things. i’m so lazy, i just come home from my full time job (you think i get paid for this blog!? i do it out of the goodness of my heart for you, Kevin, and the rest of my fans) and let the ladies answer the questions. All i do is type up their answers. So, unfortunately, i’m not the writer you think i am, just a normal writer who has to interview women one leg at a time like everyone else.

Thanks for patronizing me, man,

Al K Hall

PS Congratulations on the Walgreens gig, but what’s the “real job” you mentioned?

Thanks for stopping by. Did you not see the sign on the way in?

As for the “hella creepy”, i think Olga has a better understanding of this thing we people with more than half a brain call “humor” (yes, i know you don’t understand the concept, sound out the word and look it up on wiki if your parents still let you use the computer), and i’d thought i’d share with you part of the e-mail she sent me when she approved the interview before i posted it.

Hey, Al, thank you very much for literally babysitting me last few weeks, and waiting for my answers. Its a very fun interview, you did way more work than I did. I really had a very good time reading it. Nice framing, nice story, very sharp and creative…and not serious, which is great.

So, the next time you get your little girl panties all in a wad about something that is clearly not your business, let this “scumbag waiter” give you a tip: If you can’t stand the hotness, stay out of the Bar None.

And thanks ever so much for patronizing me,

Al K Hall

Pull up a stool, put your feet on the table and what can i get you to drink, brother?

As for Olga being drop dead gorgeous, you won’t get any argument from anyone here in the Bar None.

Thanks for stopping by, man, and i hope you will again.

Thanks for patronizing me,

Al K Hall

This interview was interesting because the actress was only in the movie for less than a minute. i caught her name, found her Myspace page and asked her about an interview, to which she agreed. The exchanges were kind of brief and i don’t think she really trusted me at the beginning, but she was erally excited after reading the final product. i was very surprised by the shots she sent me when i told her i wanted some photos for the post.

What’s interesting is that the actress has since started appearing in a BBC hospital drama called “Holby City” and so this interview became super popular with readers.

As for the vodka, i wrote this interview during me drinking days. Since starting recovery, i’ve only done one interview, this one with an actress in The Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

Glad you liked it, Mel, and thanks for patronizing me,

Al K Hall