[Before you get underway, i owe an apology to Rodney of Fernby films. This guy was nice enough to suscribe to my posts, friend me on Facebook and give me a nice link on his Blogroll page (scroll down on the right sidebar to see my smiling mug). To thank him, i linked the wrong address in my post. Sorry, brother! For those of you interested in a great movie review page, check out: http://www.fernbyfilms.com/.]
From the juiced-box and dedicated to Peaches Geldof: The Allman Brother’s Band – Melissa
[Press 'Play' for Sweet Melissa and a free drink to the first person (other than Miss Demeanor) who can find the link between the song and the post.]
As i previewed on my Facebook page [and a special shout out to Rodney who braved banishment by his buds by becoming one of my only friends---he's courageous enough, aren't you?] i want to pour you a drink and talk about Peaches Geldof.
Daughter of a Knight (her father Bob is Sir Bob Geldof), lingerie model and 24-hour party person, Peaches Geldof made the news last weekend when “one-night can’t stand” photos made their way onto the Net along with a heroin fueled sexcapade recounted by some guy who will never become a Knight.
The reason all this has made it’s way into The Bar None was this statement by her lawyers:
The allegations that our client was carrying and injecting heroin are denied, our client having consumed alcohol with the other individual leading to the ‘highs’ described and portrayed in the photographs. The evident unreliability of the source emerges from the also fictitious description of their trip to a Scientology center . . . Nobody who is not a member of that organization is permitted into such buildings.
Did you catch that? “…our client having consumed alcohol with the other individual leading to the ‘highs’ described and portrayed in the photographs.” This, Beerthers and Schlitzsters, is the Booze Defense. And i believe her. And not just because i want to; i also have proof.
Check Out The Floor, Peeps
Two Fisted
Peaches At The Bar None---Looks More like Booze Bloat Than Heroin Chic To Me
The bottom line to all this is: Alcohol has led all of us into nights we’d like to take back. Fortunately, only very few amongst us have lost our lingerie modelling contracts over it, and isn’t that the most important?
There’s nothing but pictures after this, babes. Whatever you do, don’t feel obligated to scroll through them.
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March 31st, 2010 at 1:33 am
Do you think the famous last name helped overcome the body ink issue for a modeling career or does the industry embrace such?
March 31st, 2010 at 11:58 am
i watch LA Ink, so i’m an expert on tats. i’m thinking her dad’s last name was a boost in the overcomage…
Thanks for patronizing me,
Al K Hall
March 31st, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Hey fella, Rodney here. I think you attached the wrong page link to my name…. my correct website is http://www.fernbyfilms.com
Thanks for the shout out!!! great site by the way, very humorous!!!
March 31st, 2010 at 3:31 pm
AAUUUGGHHH!
Rodney! Sorry, brother! i confused your site with a site that’s been on me to submit reviews to them. My bad. i’m making the change, and to make up for this unforgiveable error, i’m referencing you in the top of the post.
Thanks for the props, brother, and thanks for patronizing me,
Al K Hall
April 1st, 2010 at 9:38 am
Mate, I thought you might have been half maggoted when you wrote it! S’okay. Either that, or distracted by Geldof’s goodies!
April 1st, 2010 at 8:02 pm
G’day Rodney,
Actually, i’m guessing the problem is just the opposite! i apparently hadn’t drunk enough to be a functioning alcoholic.
You bring your shrimp, i’ll bring the Barbie; you bring the Fourex, i’ll bring the triple XXX,
Al K Hall
April 2nd, 2010 at 3:32 am
While much like alcohol, porn is not the answer, also like alcohol, it will entertain until the answer comes back home from shopping. Dos equis will do.
April 2nd, 2010 at 7:32 am
If neither is the answer, what about both of them together? Dos equis make a right?
Thanks for patronizing me, brother,
Al K Hall
March 31st, 2010 at 6:17 pm
What is it with rock royalty spawn, eh? She’s not even so hot. Urgh. Some of the lingerie is cute, if slutty for a kid like her. What is up with the spacesuit outfit, though??? Oy. That’s fugly.
*sigh* I would expect the kid to have some issues. It’s not like she comes from the most upstanding of backgrounds, what with a mom who ran off with Michael Hutchence, had a nervous breakdown after his suicide, then OD’d on heroin a couple of years later. Yeah, that’s some fucked up shit, and it shows. I don’t buy the beer defense. Sure, there was booze. But there was more than that, too, for sure.
March 31st, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Good thing we’re not rock star babies’, eh? God, i hope the kids don’t turn out like this, though. Makes me wonder how much control Bob had over the rearing.
But the Beer Defense rocks, babe! Watch, i’ll use it some time and you’ll see.
Thanks for patronizing my life,
Al K Hall
April 14th, 2010 at 7:06 am
Looky what I found http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z00uk-dnceE&feature=related
April 14th, 2010 at 10:47 am
i’m figuring this has to be totally tongue in cheek, right? Jesus, it looks like the beginning of an SNL skit…
Al K Hall
April 24th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
This gives me hope to pursue my tat’ skank modeling career! I have a c-section scar, however it just might not matter…hmmm.
April 24th, 2012 at 11:03 pm
Hey, if you’re looking for a tat skank photog, i’m your guy.
Pre P.S. As far as i’m concerned c-section stands for Cool-Section.
Thanks for patronizing me, babe,
Al K Hall