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Booze Nooze: Justin Bieber Is A 27-Year-Old Girl

From the juiced-box: Robert Storoy/DJ Robban (feat. Selma) – Who U Are

[Press ‘Play’ for a cool tune totally unrelated to the subject at hand; scroll down to the end for the details]

The saddest, scariest thing about the real story (and if you click on the article you’ll be whisked to the original TMZ article) is how this poor, delusional chick actually cultivates the Justa Baber-in-the-woods look.

i mean if you’re gonna imitate anyone, why not an under-21 starlette who likes to drink and party?

Like…

Emma Watson (20)

or…

Emma Roberts (19)

or…

Miley Cyrus (17)

So the music at the top is from a Facebook friend Robert Storoy.

Not only is he a killer composer, he’s a killer photographer as well. Check it out:

(c) Robert Storoy

Stop by his Facebook page to let him know what you think…

About Al K Hall

Like a battered drinker or a punch drunk boxer, i am here for another round. For those of you who don’t know me, i’m a semi-professional writer on the rocks and a non-practicing alcoholic (if after 30 years of practicing, you still can't do something well, it's best to just give it up). For those of you who do know me, thanks for stopping by anyway and where’s the ten bucks you owe me? Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you’ve had one too many and either can’t find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it’s cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we’ll crack open bottles and jokes and ‘last call’ are the only dirty words you’ll never hear. Pull up a stool and make yourselves at home. http://about.me/AlKHall

12 comments on “Booze Nooze: Justin Bieber Is A 27-Year-Old Girl

  1. Robert
    June 21, 2010

    I’ll buy you a present for christmas ! What u like beside “the thing we can’t speak of due to desert problems” aka Sahara. Haha.. !?

    • Al K Hall
      June 22, 2010

      Your presence in the Bar None is all the present i need. My pleasure, broder, and i hope it brings you some attention. i’ll pro’lly slip the other song into another post a little later.

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

  2. Rodney
    June 22, 2010

    I wanted to imitate Britney Spears but I couldn’t shave off enough sack hair to approximate a bald badger.
    That, plus my boobs aren’t very big. And I can’t sing. or dance. In fact, it was a stupid idea in the first place, wasn’t it?

    Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to be happy looking like a pre-Teen Wolf Michael J Fox.

    • Al K Hall
      June 22, 2010

      i don’t know, Rodney, i think you shoulda gone for it… Shaving ball sacks is a trip (i bet) and i like girls with smaller chests. Plus, Britney can’t sing or dance either.

      There are worse things, though, than looking like Michael J Fox!

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

  3. Ken
    June 23, 2010

    I’ve often wondered what it would be like to be way too famous so with the features of my new computer, I’ve done to myself what happens to anyone with brushes of fame, I’ve been cut/pasting my head onto every playboy centerfold on-line. Seems fame doesn’t suit me.

    • Al K Hall
      June 23, 2010

      For me it’s the opposite… i cut/paste famous people’s face on my body.

      Al K Hall

  4. Miss Demeanor
    June 23, 2010

    Hehehehehehe! I love how this post turned out. :D

    Robert’s photo and music is fantastic. The photo is so very crisp! What kind of camera, Robert? (if you make it back here and see this…)

    • Al K Hall
      June 23, 2010

      Or you could stop by his Facebook page and ask…

  5. Robert
    June 24, 2010

    @MissD: All pictures taken with HTC mobile phone dear, and then some mystery software does the rest.. I wont say It so crisp.. haha.. FB seems to scale down the pics when publish.. haha.. thanx for pictorizing me :))

    • Miss Demeanor
      June 24, 2010

      Wow — a phone pic! That looks really good for a mobile, but then again, mobiles have better resolution than early days digitals now. Even with the “fixes.” One can only fix so much, and what you have there is at the root of it a good photo!

      You’re welcome. :)

  6. Robert
    June 24, 2010

    Who U are.. Took me several hours to understand this one .. Well hope other readers got it also.. Hell, this is Da Vinci Code shit.. (Or me just coding vinci da brain myself)

    • Al K Hall
      June 24, 2010

      Hi there, Roberrt,

      i’m so Da Vinci Code shit without all the intelligent parts. A legend in my own mind, i am.

      Al K Hall

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