Here’s a tune from the Juiced-box, dedicated to Jaime Pressly: Offspring – D.U.I.
[Press 'Play' for the freeway ride right out the trailer park]
Y’all up for a little My Name is Hurl?
The ever so hot Jaime Pressly (33) was pulled over at 11pm last night (that’d be Wednesday, January 5, 2011 for those of you keeping score) in Santa Monica and, after failing a field sobriety test, popped for D.U.I. The po-po didn’t release her BAC , but the fact that she was held overnight on $15,000 bail implies that she was at least 0.15, which is twice the legal limit. (Cali cops usually slap 5 grand on less than 0.15.) Our hearts and prayers go out to this lady who made trailer trash sexy with her portrayal as “Joy Farrah Darville Hickey Turner” in TV’s My Name Is Earl. Keep a stiff upper bottoms up, babe.
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