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The Girls of SCREAM 4

If you’re looking for my killer Booze Revooze of Scream 4, i keep that in this pocket over here. If you’re just looking for pictures of the hotties that were in the movie without my trademark (and more “mark” than “trade”, believe me) wit, then you’ve settled into the right place in my drawers because these are the Girls of Scream 4.

Emma Roberts (20) was Jill Roberts

Emma Roberts in the Bar None

Neve Campbell (37) was Sidney Prescott

Courtney Cox (46) was Gale Weathers-Riley

Hayden Panettiere (21) was Kirby Reed

Hayden Panettiere Nip Slip

Hayden Panettiere in the Bar None

Marley Shelton (37) was Deputy Judy Hicks

Marielle Jaffe (21) was Olivia Morris

 

Marielle Jaffe in the Bar None

Alison Brie (27)was Rebecca Walters

Alison Brie and a Little Head

Lucy Hale (21) was Sherrie

Shenae Grimes (21) was Trudie

Shenae Grimes in the Bar None

Aimee Teegarden (21) was Jenny Randall

Brittany Robertson (21) was Marnie Cooper

Kristen Bell (30) was Chloe

Kristen Bell in the Bar None

Anna Paquin (28) was Rachel

Anna Paquin in the Bar None

Heather Graham (41) was Casey (archive footage)

Heather Graham in the Bar None

About Al K Hall

Like a battered drinker or a punch drunk boxer, i am here for another round. For those of you who don’t know me, i’m a semi-professional writer on the rocks and a non-practicing alcoholic (if after 30 years of practicing, you still can't do something well, it's best to just give it up). For those of you who do know me, thanks for stopping by anyway and where’s the ten bucks you owe me? Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you’ve had one too many and either can’t find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it’s cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we’ll crack open bottles and jokes and ‘last call’ are the only dirty words you’ll never hear. Pull up a stool and make yourselves at home. http://about.me/AlKHall

3 comments on “The Girls of SCREAM 4

  1. Rodney
    April 26, 2011

    Al, it seems to me like a lot of “hard” work went into this post, and I for one am thoroughly grateful. Please accept my heartfelt appreciation for such thorough diligence in obtaining a delectable selection of delightful beauties for our salivation. God man, where was Miss D when you were trawling the web for this bunch?!! LOL!!!!

    On that note – can I just say that I think Marley Shelton looks a lot like a young Heather Graham in these shots… what do you think?

    • Al K Hall
      April 26, 2011

      Glad the selection met with your unusually high discerning tastes, brother. As for Miss D, we have a deal that allows for this kind of research, but you’d be amazed what i have to do in exchange, lol. You know me, no sacrifice is too small for the cause.

      Very astute remark about Marely and Heather. Ah, that discerning eye of yours.

      Thanks for patronizing me, man,

      All K Hall

      • Rodney
        April 27, 2011

        Some days you want satin, some days you want denim. My tastes vary with the seasons, I think.

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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