Thanks-Given

A little shout out to my American patronizers on this their day of thanks.

i’d like to take a moment out here to thank y’all today for showing up and joining the growing ranks (or is that “stench”?) of patronizers. We appreciate your presence and the time you’ve taken out of your day to be here.

As your (Temporal) Functional Alcoholic Slurperson, i’d like to remind you that i am nothing if not Thankful for your patronizing me. To prove that to you, here’s some gifts you guys can get all thankful about.

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About Al K Hall

Like a battered drinker or a punch drunk boxer, i am here for another round. For those of you who don’t know me, i’m a semi-professional writer on the rocks and a non-practicing alcoholic (if after 30 years of practicing, you still can't do something well, it's best to just give it up). For those of you who do know me, thanks for stopping by anyway and where’s the ten bucks you owe me? Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you’ve had one too many and either can’t find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it’s cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we’ll crack open bottles and jokes and ‘last call’ are the only dirty words you’ll never hear. Pull up a stool and make yourselves at home. http://about.me/AlKHall View all posts by Al K Hall

4 Responses to “Thanks-Given”

  • Rodney

    We…… I can’t say I wasn’t warned.

    You got me good.

  • iamnotshe

    You rock Al!!! Glad to patronize you over the pond or in the States ;-)

    We’re gathered together … looking for stuff to buy on Black Friday. Not a fan, but the family members are … and i’m “acting as if”, Right?

    Part of staying connected and clean of addiction.

    Hang in there, enjoy today … thanks for well-wishes,
    melis

    • Al K Hall

      Hi Melis!

      Over the pond it is as you’re in the States. i kinda wish i was in the States because Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and they just don’t know what to do with it here in Yeaman, so i tend to ignore it.

      Anyway, i’m grateful i’m sober and you can by me a Samsung Galaxy tablet for Black Friday, thank you very much.

      And thank you for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

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