Happy Holi-gays
From the Juiced-Box: Dirty Boyz – All I Want For Christmas Is To Get It Crunk
[Press 'Play' for "What you want for Christmas? What you want boy? All I want for Christmas is to get it drunk."]
Welcome Barmaids and Beerhounds. ‘Tis i, your (Temporal) Functional Alcoholic Slurperson here for my annual visit, putting the “X” in Xmas and the…uh… “ass fucker” in “Kick Ass Mother Fucker”. i’m making my annual appearance, putting my family aside for the moment to come here and put together a blog for those of you good enough to make it in on this the most massy of days.
2,124 of y’all have stumbled in so far (it’s 9pm right now in Yeaman) and i’m here with you to let you know you’re not alone and that i appreciate each and every one of your visits. As proof, here’s…
Drunk Santa
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You think that guy’s scary, check this shit out.
Christmas Planking
To be followed by “My 1st Hangover”.
After Santa arrives, where does he leave the presents? Under the…
Drunk Tree
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So here it is…my gift to you…Christmas Cookies.
Finger licking good.
Live it up , y’all. i really hope you enjoy this holiday season and i thank you on this day of all days for patronizing me.
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December 25th, 2011 at 11:12 pm
Must visit to get holiday cheering!!
December 26th, 2011 at 2:15 am
Get that holiday cheer going! And thanks for the visit.
And thanks for patronizing me,
Al K Hall
December 26th, 2011 at 1:49 pm
Hope you had a merry Christmas, Al. Wishing you and the rest of the Bar None patronizers a great 2012!!!
December 28th, 2011 at 1:12 am
Baby’s first beer. Cute. I nominate you for American psycho The Christian bale award. High praise … Bale kicked it in that movie!!! You’re Scottish German American psycho , Mel
December 28th, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Mel!
Thanks for the nom, babe! Who are the judges?
Thanks for patronizing me,
AL K Hall