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Ho Much
Patronizer of the Bar None!
Come!
Come on!
Come on down (but not necessarily in that order)!
You’re the next contestant on the Price is Ripe.
Meet Seana Spreng, 40, Jill Figueroa, 36, and Alexis Hodges, 35 . These three ladies were arrested in Myrtle Beach SC on charges of prostitution during a “crack” down after complaints and what the hell were people complaining about, the service? Because it sure as hell wasn’t the price– you get to name your own.
Which brings me to the game portion of our show for you players. Take out a sharpie and draw a line on your screen to match the woman to the price she asked the undercover cop for.
He are the correct answers…
You see what’s so funny?
Good, because i sure as hell don’t. A 12-pack for guaranteed sex sounds like much of my dating career. Except for the “guaranteed” part.
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January 15th, 2012 at 11:52 pm
The trick with trading alcohol for sex is knowing the right quantities (for the scientist/mathamaticians among us, it is a height/weight equation that even cops can’t figure out. Thus the breatalizer). My gf readily admitted to me that alcohol made her randy, but neglected to offer just how much until that other effect alcohol has kicked in and so upon getting her drunk, she promptly went to sleep.
January 17th, 2012 at 11:51 pm
Bummer!
Yeah, you’re pro’lly gonna want to give her a breathalyzer next time. Or risk making your move sober
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Thanks for patronizing me, brother,
Al K Hall
January 15th, 2012 at 11:54 pm
I don’t know if i should be putting in my 2 cents here, but HEY, a 12-pack deserves a little something! At least a sloppy kiss.
Do not dismay Al (and pal) You, Al have an awesome wife now … thank god those dating traumas are long gone!
And the beer, gone!
January 17th, 2012 at 11:54 pm
Melis!
Ironically, alcohol fueled the courage it took me to surpass my shyness and make my move, only to rob me of the tools necessary to finish the job. Another reminder that everything is better with the booze!
Thanks for patronizing me, Mel,
Al K Hall
January 17th, 2012 at 2:42 am
My Dear Mel, I really beg to differ my Sweet. A 12 pack? Come on, sister. We NEVER gave even a sloppy kiss for a 12 pack! That was a pittance! We were BARELY getting that party started with a 12 pack.
thank Bus #59 those days are LONG gone…
ditto what Mel said; Thank God for the missus! You lucked out my Friend.
me too. J
January 17th, 2012 at 11:56 pm
Jen!
What a dangerous group we all would have made way back when! Better for all concerned that our brands of madness blended after we put the bottle down.
Thanks for patronizing me, babe,
Al K Hall
February 15th, 2012 at 9:13 pm
250$ for that face?! There are plenty of sloppy hoes out there for free. Not that i know…I’m just saying:)
February 15th, 2012 at 10:13 pm
Names! Addresses! C’mon, babe, consider it a wedding present…
Thanks for patronizing me,
Al K Hall