ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT TO BUY MY VOTE!
Just to remind y’all that i got my absentee ballot in the mail the other day and i’ve decided to auction off my vote to the highest bidder.
C’mon, people! How many of you have dreamed of having the chance to make yourself heard in selecting who will be the next most powerful person in the world!? Now’s your chance.
i’ll take offers of trade or cash and, at the beginning of November, i’ll cast my vote for the candidate selected by the winner.
The ante has been upped.
A South African has given me a Starbuck’s travel mug (value $15). What do you say, are you gonna let some South African babe cast the vote that you could catch? Of course not!
Just let me know what your next best offer is in the comment section…
“I’mma upvote yo’ ass on dat, R-Money.”
Like this:
Like Loading...
About Al K Hall
Like a battered drinker or a punch drunk boxer, i am here for another round.
For those of you who don’t know me, i’m a semi-professional writer on the rocks and a non-practicing alcoholic (if after 30 years of practicing, you still can't do something well, it's best to just give it up). For those of you who do know me, thanks for stopping by anyway and where’s the ten bucks you owe me?
Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you’ve had one too many and either can’t find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it’s cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we’ll crack open bottles and jokes and ‘last call’ are the only dirty words you’ll never hear.
Pull up a stool and make yourselves at home.
http://about.me/AlKHall
View all posts by Al K Hall
October 25th, 2012 at 2:35 am
Gary Johnson. He was on the 3rd party debates the other night, and I was impressed. It was the only debate I could actually watch the last 5 minutes of that made me feel proud to be a part of the democratic process and not like throwing up or bashing my head into a wall!
I will send beef jerky. As soon as I can afford it, which may be in a couple more weeks.I’m good for it — just have to be able to afford and send it. That’s not really more than the mug is worth, though, so your South African friend probably has me beat…
xx
C
October 25th, 2012 at 12:28 pm
You’ve convinced me to take a look! i’ll check him out and the beef jerky + shipping costs + you’re my wife just may swing the balance in your favor…
Thanks for patronizing me, babe,
AL K Hall