i’ve decided to start a tradition, if “tradition” means fucking up the same way twice. Which it does. So i’m taking down last year’s dead meat and hanging up some fresh shit for ’tis the season to be drunk.
From the juiced-box: The Pretty Reckless – Zombie
[Press 'Play' for a song that will make you cum to life]
To kick things off in the ass, here’s something i can’t believe has not yet caught on.
Concerning my dressing, this year i’ve decided to come as…much as possible. Here are some other killer costumes.
This is where i keep the surprisingly popular Celebrity Halloween Costumes.
And the children! We can’t forget about the children! What would Halloween be without the little weenies?
Yes, it’s dated, but so have you.
Whatever you go as, make sure you go in piece…one piece.
Finally, just in case all this fun has made you forget that i’m balls deep in recovery…