i’ve decided to start a tradition, if “tradition” means fucking up the same way twice. Which it does. So i’m taking down last year’s dead meat and hanging up some fresh shit for ’tis the season to be drunk.
From the juiced-box: The Pretty Reckless – Zombie
[Press 'Play' for a song that will make you cum to life]
To kick things off in the ass, here’s something i can’t believe has not yet caught on.
How has this not become a thing?
Concerning my dressing, this year i’ve decided to come as…much as possible. Here are some other killer costumes.
Expose Yourself
Jager Bomber
Very Deep Throat
Kool Aids
Wine-Oh!
Trick or Teat
Super Drunk Girl
This is where i keep the surprisingly popular Celebrity Halloween Costumes.
And the children! We can’t forget about the children! What would Halloween be without the little weenies?
Yes, it’s dated, but so have you.
Living Doll
Mad Boy
Whatever you go as, make sure you go in piece…one piece.
Finally, just in case all this fun has made you forget that i’m balls deep in recovery…
October 31st, 2012 at 5:42 am
“here’s something i can’t believe has not yet caught on”
No, seriously, I wore Mork suspenders for years…
October 31st, 2012 at 6:29 pm
Wait, is that you in the picture?
Thanks for patronizing me, brother,
Al k Hall
October 31st, 2012 at 6:07 am
That skeleton on the floor is too funny! And “Mad Boy” — lol. He’s adorable! I love how he even has a name tag “Don Draper.”
I want some Mork suspenders. They are hipster now, along with ironic beards. I do not want an ironic beard, however.
xx
Celeste
October 31st, 2012 at 6:30 pm
Thanks for the props, babe,
Forget the suspenders, can you sit on Dracula’s lap in Denver? That’s what i want to do. OK, does that mean you want a real beard? lol
Thanks for patronizing me,
Al K Hall
November 1st, 2012 at 3:03 am
Seriously (<—– being ironic, lol) if you want a good laugh, Google "ironic beard" and look at the images. I tell you, this is FOR REAL in Denver, and there are hipster 20-somethings sporting knit hats and bushy beards just like these pics. It is hard not to stop and stare at them, just like I want to stare at the hip-hopsta boys with the waistbands of jeans at their knees (I saw this, too).
I'm getting old because they all look like they are teenagers with truly hairy faces, and it makes me want to laugh at them. If I were only 20, I'd probably think it was cool, ha.