Charlie Sheen’s Got A New Whore

January 8, 2013: Happy New Whore!

Georgia Jones 2013-01-13 Bar None Wallpaper

Georgia Jones Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper

From the juiced box and dedicated to Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa: Machine Gun Kelly – LTFU (One More Time)


[Press 'Play' for "For the unforgettable nights we couldn't take in / Cause we were to busy guzzlin the gin / All in, til we spew it up / My city love me so whenever I'm home / I get the messages saying that it is on"]

Charlie Sheen has got himself a new whore. After Bree Olson’s twins dumped him, he’s now seeing Georgia “On My Mind” Jones, who’s way classier because she only does lesbian (see above wallpaper, in case you missed it) or solo (check out my drawers down below). But she’s not what i mean by “new whore” and if that’s what you thought i meant then you don’t know me very well because i’d never call a woman that and especially not one who is one.

Charlie Sheen & Georgia Jones 01 bar none dregs going to the Bar None

Charlie Sheen & Georgia Jones Going to the Bar None

Charlie Sheen & Georgia Jones Going to the Bar None

Charlie Sheen & Georgia Jones Going to the Bar None

Charlie Sheen & Georgia Jones 03 bar none dregs in the Bar None

Charlie Sheen & Georgia Jones in the Bar None

Charlie Sheen & Georgia Jones 04 bar none dregs in the Bar None

Charlie Sheen & Georgia Jones in the Bar None

No, Charlie’s new bit on the side is none other than Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa. The two Californicators partied together in Cabo San Lucas (which is messican for “Party Central”), MeXXXico.

Charlie Sheen & Antonio Villaraigosa 01 in the Bar None tweet bar none dregs

Charlie Sheen tweeting from the Bar None

Charlie Sheen & Antonio Villaraigosa 02 in the Bar None bar none dregs

Charlie Sheen & Antonio Villaraigosa in the Bar None

Sheen had this to say about it.

“He can drink with the best of ‘em: Me.”

The two boys spoke for hours and drank tons and all around hit it off so well that now his Dishonor is going into denial, telling everyone that the meeting was only a quickie. Knowing Sheen as well as Georgia Jones, 3 minutes sounds about right.

Al K Hall’s Drawers

Here’s the Bar None artist’s rejection of what partying with Antonio Villaraigosa would be like.

Antonio Villaraigosa 01 bar none dregs

Antonio Villaraigosa 02 bar none dregs

Antonio Villaraigosa 03 bar none dregs

Antonio Villaraigosa 04 bar none dregs

Didn’t get your fill of the dregs? i keep them on tap right here.

The single shots of Gorgeous Georgia Jones are right here, just click on the link.

Georgia Jones 01 bar none dregs downblouse

Georgia Jones 02 bar none dregs nip slip

Georgia Jones 03 bar none dregs nip slip

Georgia Jones 04 bar none dregs nip slip

Georgia Jones 05 bar none dregs nip slip

Georgia Jones 06 bar none dregs nip slip

Georgia Jones 06 bar none dregs

Georgia Jones 07 bar none dregs

Georgia Jones 08 bar none dregs in the Bar None

Georgia Jones in the Bar None

Georgia Jones 08 bar none dregs in the Bar None

Georgia Jones in the Bar None

Didn’t get your fill of the dregs? i keep them on tap right here.

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About Al K Hall

Like a battered drinker or a punch drunk boxer, i am here for another round. For those of you who don’t know me, i’m a semi-professional writer on the rocks and a non-practicing alcoholic (if after 30 years of practicing, you still can't do something well, it's best to just give it up). For those of you who do know me, thanks for stopping by anyway and where’s the ten bucks you owe me? Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you’ve had one too many and either can’t find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it’s cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we’ll crack open bottles and jokes and ‘last call’ are the only dirty words you’ll never hear. Pull up a stool and make yourselves at home. http://about.me/AlKHall View all posts by Al K Hall

8 Responses to “Charlie Sheen’s Got A New Whore”

  • Celeste E. Hall (aka Mrs Al K Hall)

    “What do you think? Enter your comment here.”

    Ummm, gross.

    All of it, slimy, icky, disgusting, puke-in-my-mouth horrible.

    • Al K Hall

      Babe,

      Sometimes i wonder why you put yourself through the torture.

      Thanks for patronizing me,

      Al K Hall

      • Celeste E. Hall (aka Mrs Al K Hall)

        LOL! I know, right?! Well, I am subbed to this blog, and it came up, big and bold in my WordPress Reader, where all of the blogs I read as Celeste are, and it was kind of like a train wreck, like “What fresh new horror is this?” So I checked it out (it was kind of in my face, lol. With the way the WP Reader has redone their format, the pics were HUGE and took up my whole screen as I was trying to check out other stuff).

        But yeah, I guess I really have just found myself asking when I see the horrors that are here with Charlie and a man in political office and all the skank — all I can see is corruption, all the way around. And I think, “Hey, why feed that? Why glorify it? Isn’t life complicated and bad enough?”

        I suppose that bringing this stuff to light is good — a manwhore of a political leader cavorting with someone like CS is really something people should take note of and protest, honestly.

        The skin is just the skin. I mean, that shit is dime a dozen on the Internet, so who cares about that. I do think that is all people pay attention to, the nipples and crotches of women, when they come here, though. Not all — some actually read, lol! But the majority are just looking for more of their “substance of choice.”

        But I am **really** writing/complaining/barfing in my mouth about CS and the manwhore up there. I am so fed up with corruption of this kind, and of this brand of elitism and god fucking knows what else is going on in this world. It’s just so disgusting. And fucked up…

        *smh*

      • Celeste E. Hall (aka Mrs Al K Hall)

        Yes, looking back at those two men in that one picture, I just think that they even *look* like psychopathic abusers.

        I can’t stand that the L.A. FUCKING MAYOR was into this! I mean, I am in NO WAY naive, and I know corruption at the top goes back millennia, but those men and that pic of them arm-in-arm with those smug smirks on their faces. God, I want to take a fuggin’ BAT to the both of them. Asshats.

        *steam comes out Ms Celeste’s ears*

        Heh!

    • The Hot Rod

      *waiting until Al figures out a way to make the comments section look like a vagina*

  • The Hot Rod

    Bet you had a great time searching for just the right images for Miss Jones, Al….. ;)

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