Frieber!

Bieber Drunk in the Bar None Wallpaper (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze)

Bieber Drunk in the Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a WallpaperJustnie

i heard the news today, and, oh boy, i’m at a loss. As a Functional Alcoholic Slurperson (Temporal) and tender bartender here at the Bar None, i’d like to take this opportunity to make an official statement in support of Justin Bieber and against the hyena’s arrest.

Justin Bieber 03 Mug Shot (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)

The Bar None is protesting the arrest of Justin Bieber and, not just Miss Bieber but the incarceration of all little girls throughout the world. What kind of police state are we living in when a little girl can be stopped by the police and thrown in prison? What if she has her first period in jail? Will the wardens teach her how to use a tampon? i don’t think so. What if her boobs start growing behind bars, is there such a thing as a prison issue training bra ? i would bet there isn’t.

Justin Bieber 01 Training Bra (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)

i’m sure that there’s a good explanation as to why Miss Bieber consumed alcohol. It’s our understanding that she was at a birthday party with her other girlfriends just before, so maybe a prankster poured vodka in her apple juice. As for driving the race car, in her addled condition, she no doubt mistook the Lamborghini for a Disney ride and was probably more frightened than anyone when the police helped her bring the car to a stop.

The point is this, a wee lass’s business is not police business. Childhood can not be regulated. Let little Justin’s parents worry about her education, for lest we forget, he is someone’s daughter.

Justin Bieber 02 little girl (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)

Justin Bieber 05 (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)

Justin Bieber 4 J&B (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)

One thought on “Frieber!

  1. Fuck this little bitch. She needs to be punched in the face with a crowbar. I don’t normally advocate violence against women, but Beiber deserves everything coming her way.

    On a serious note, I’m kinda glad the Beeb’s downfall is being given blanket coverage – I hope those little bitches from One Direction are paying attention to what happens when your five minutes of “fame” are up.

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