A Photo Glossary of Expressions Used in My Posts
[Note: new definitions will be added regularly]
Diarrhea; a great way of purging alcohol to lighten the load of a hangover; a better alternative to stomach sneezing (see ‘Stomach Sneezing’).
Noun: “i feel five times better and ten times lighter after that ass vomit.”
Verb: “Let’s eat at Taco Bell so i can ass vomit this hangover away later.”
My ex-wife, because she’s tiny, dark and bitter.
Improper Noun: “Don’t answer that, babe. The ‘Crazy Bitch’ ringtone means it’s the Expresso.”
An acronym that stands for Lesbian Until Sober Honey. It refers to girls who want to get in touch with other girls when they’re drunk.
Acronym: “I can’t figure out of Cara Delevignge is a real lesbian, or just a LUSH.”
Miss Demeanor (aka, Miss D)
My live-in girlfriend. The ‘heart’ to my ‘beat’, the ‘sweet’ to my ‘meat’. The coolest women i’ve ever met; understanding when she can be and drawing lines only long after she should have. She is one of the main things that keep this alcoholic functioning.
The nic comes from her being both so sweet and good-girl wild.
Proper Noun: “Shhh, don’t let Miss Demeanor find out she’s way too good for me.”
Puke, vomit, barf, boot, regurgitate, hurl, ralf, spew, heave, toss, blow chunks, upchuck, york, technicolor burp, technicolor yawn, call Ralph on big white phone, drive the porcelain bus, pray to the porcelain god…
Noun: “Dude! Check out this stomach sneeze! It looks just like a Seurat painting!”
Verb: “i can’t wait ’til the cops leave so i can stomach sneeze a baby’s weight in chunks.”
Young, beautiful starlettes whose flitting appearances in Booze Revooze are as brief as they are beautiful.
Proper Noun: “Who was that Silken Butterfly in Inglorious Basterds? She was hot!”
The different ways in which a director hides an actress’s breasts from the audience. Some of the methods used are:
- Hair Titty Blocking – When breasts are hidden by the actress’s hair
- Partner Titty Blocking – When breasts are hidden by the actress’s sexual partner
- Screen Titty Blocking – When breasts are cut off by putting them out of frame
- Self Titty Blocking – When breasts are hidden by the actress’s own body parts
- Sheet Titty Blocking – When breasts are hidden under the sheets of a bed
- Vampire Titty Blocking – A form of “Partner Titty Blocking” specific to the Twilight series and other films of that ilk (see “Partner Titty Blocking”)
Improper Noun: “The Proposal uses some pretty creative forms of titty blocking.”
Inactive Verb: “You can tell how famous an actress is by how often they titty block her.”
Yeaman / Yeamen (pl.)
It’s common knowledge i live in Yeamen, a small country not found in the States. The inhabitants here are referred to Yeamen (‘Yeaman’ in the singular).
Noun: “He can’t come to the US because Yeamen are forbidden from leaving the country unless on the lam from the Man.”
Yeawoman / Yeawomen (pl.)
The female inhabitants of Yeamen.
Noun: “The encyclopedia says that Yeawomen are world renowned for having nice butts.”