- Booze Revooze: Mud
- Say Bye Bynes @AmandaBynes
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview with Noa Lindberg
- Celebrity Mug Shot: Reese Witherspoon
- OBLIVION: A Booze Revooze Quick Shot
- Booze Revooze: IRON MAN 3
- Dregs of the Week: Mostly March 2013
- Booze Revooze: G.I. JOE: RETALIATION
- Booze Revooze: OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN
- Dregs of the Week: February – March 2013 (for starters)
- Booze Revooze: SPRING BREAKERS
- The Girls From SPRING BREAKERS
- LINCOLN: A Booze Revooze Quick Shot
- The Hot Rod Unloads: The Russian Meteor Explained, and Other Stories.
- WTF!?
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview with Amitis Frances Ariano
- Booze Revooze: SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK
- Dregs of the Week: Crack Down (Her Underwear)
- Booze Revooze: ZERO DARK THIRTY
- Dregs of the Week: November 24, 2012 – January 5, 2013 (It’s up in the air)
- Booze Revooze: DJANGO UNCHAINED
- Booze Nooze: Bieber Has Pap Smeared
- Booze Revooze: LES MISERABLES
- Charlie Sheen’s Got A New Whore
- Dregs of the Week: New Yeah’s 2013
- The Bar None 2012 Oversight
- A Bar None Christmas Special Education
- 10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips) [A Lazy Ass Repost]
- Dregs of the Week: September 16 – December 19, 2012
- Booze Revooze: THE HOBBIT: An Unexpected Journey
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With Nancy Stelle
- Booze Revooze: ARGO
- Booze Revooze: TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN (PART 2)
- Booze Revooze: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4
- Go Home Sandy
- Happy Swalloween in the Bar None
- 10 Celebrity Halloween Costumes (A Top 10 Lips)
- Booze Revooze: SKYFALL
- Buy My Vote!
- Buy My Vote (Have A Ball-ot )
- Booze Revooze: TAKEN 2
- “Yeah, I Hit That”: The Real “Real” Chris Brown
- Are You Octoberfest Drunk? An Online Quiz
- The Hot Rod Unloads – Would Somebody Take A Photo Of Me Topless Please?
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With Uncle Lucius
- Celeb Mug Shot: Amanda Bynes [Repost from April 8, 2012]
- The “Vice” President
- Dregs of the Summer: The Week of July & August, 2012 (and then some)
- Booze Revooze: THE AVENGERS
- O-limp-hics
- Booze Revooze: THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With God (Oops, i mean Jake La Botz)
- Dregs of the Week: The Week of May & June, 2012
- Booze Revooze: PROMETHEUS
- Booze Revooze: ON THE ROAD
- The Hot Rod Unloads: There’s Nothing More Fearsome Than An Angry Mother
- Dregs of the Week: May 2012
- Booze Revooze: MOONRISE KINGDOM
- The Hot Rod Unloads: When the world ends, I have dibs on the booze.
- Dregs of the Week: May Whatever, 2012
- Booze Revooze: DARK SHADOWS
- Dregs of the Week: May Whatever, 2012
- Booze Revooze: BATTLESHIP
- Dregs of the Week: The Outskirts of April 22, 2012
- Booze Revooze: THE DESCENDANTS
- Celeb Mug Shot: Amanda Bynes
- Booze Revooze: THE HUNGER GAMES
- S’aint Patrick Today (t’was yesterday)
- Dregs 2012-03-10
- Drunk On Your Ass
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO
- Harry Potted
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of J. EDGAR
- Ho’ Much?
- Suck My Toe
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE RUM DIARY
- 10 New Beers Resolutions (A Top 10 Lips)
- 2011 in The Bar None
- Surprise! (aka the Simon Pegg Post)
- A Big ChristmAss
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – GHOST PROTOCOL
- 10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips)
- Sorority Girls With Sticky Fingers
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE ARTIST
- What Redneck People Do
- Sheen There, Done That, Lost the T-Shirt
- Dregs of the Week: October 31 – November 13, 2011 (and many more)
- Thanks-Given
- The Sexiest Man Alive…
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of TWILIGHT: BREAKING DAWN (pt 1)
- Robert Downey Jr Wants You…
- Celebrity Dregs of the Week: October 14 – 30, 2011 (and lots more)
- Commoner Dregs of the Week: October 14 – 30, 2011 (and lots more)
- Happy Hallowine in the Bar None
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With Chelah Horsdal
- For Amy Winehouse: i Got Your BAC
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview with CHICK BEER
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 3
- PS Dregs: Stan Marsh from South Park is an Alcoholic
- Dregs of the Week: September 26 – October 13 (and the rest)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES
- Celeb Dregs of the Week: Sept 11 – 25, 2011 (as if)
- Commoner Dregs of the Week: September 11-17 (or the balls park)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of BLACK SWAN
- Dregs of the Week: September 4 – 10 (and whenever)
- Dregs of the Week: Aug 28 – Sept 03, 2011 (and thereabouts)
- Dregs of the Week: August 2011 [and what a long week it was]
- The Hot Rod Unloads: A Good Riot Never Solves Anything
- The Hot Rod Unloads: What kind of world are we living in?
- Self Unemployed: I’ll Sleep On It
- Amy Winehouse: RIPped
- Celeb Mug Shot: Paz de la Huerta
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS: PART 2
- Celeb Dregs: Lindsay Lohan is FREE (and still Cheap!)
- John Galliano: All The Rage
- Celeb Mug Shot: Estella Warren
- O’Beerme
- Self Unemployed: A Chalk Outline of His Former Self
- Celeb Dregs of the Week: May 1 – May 21, 2011 (or there ’bouts)
- Self Unemployed: Ghost of the Exploding Drunk
- Obama Beer Laden
- Booze Nooze: Have a Riot Police
- An Open Apology to April Stern
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THOR
- The Girls of SCREAM 4
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of SCREAM 4
- In The Same Boat: Another Patron Saint
- Dregs of the Week: April 10 – 17 2011 (like i know)
- More Fan Art!
- Bats Pacing: Charlie Sheen, He’s BiSomething
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With GABBY WEST
- The Girls From SUCKER PUNCH
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of SUCKER PUNCH
- Fan Art
- The Hot Rod Unloads: Why Stupid Dares Are Awesome
- Sex & The Pity
- The Hot Rod Unloads: I’m so pissed I can’t remember what I was sayin’….
- Celeb Dregs of the Week: March 7 – March 21, 2011 (i’m pretty sure)
- Straight Patricks
- Charlie Sheen: i Want You for Functional Alcoholic Slurperson
- 10 Drinks i’m Gonna Miss
- The bArCADEMY AwkWARDS: The Alkies (2011 Sedition)
- Christina Aguilera Breastalizers
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE KING’S SPEECH
- Oscar’s Booze Revoozes
- The Hot Rod Unloads: Hot, Heavy and Drunken Petting
- i Left Myself for Dead
- The Hot Rod Unloads: Drinkin’ – Is It A Spectator Sport?
- The Hot Rod Unloads: My Last Drunken Night
- From the Emergency Barfcast System….
- Thank You, Again
- Thank You
- Hot Wine
- Jaime Pressly Mugshot
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of TRON LEGACY
- How i Was Spent My XX-Mas Vacation – DAYS 4 & 5
- XXX-Mas
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview with NAOMI SNIECKUS
- How i Was Spent My XX-Mas Vacation – DAYS 2 & 3
- How i Was Spent My XXX-Mas Vacation 2010 – DAY 1
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of HARRY POTTER & THE DEATHLY HALLOWS (Part 1)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of DUE DATE
- Amanda Palmer on the Juiced-box
- Dregs of the Week: November 1 – 12, 2010 (and whenever else i feel like)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of SAW 3D: THE FINAL CHAPTER
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE SOCIAL NETWORK
- Finally!
- Hot Rodney’s Manifestive
- ITSB’s Manifestive
- Dregs of the Week: Oct 13 – 31 (like you know)
- 10 Celebrities i Wanna Party With (A Top 10 Lips)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of KABOOM
- Dregs of the Week: October 4-18, 2010
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of LET ME IN
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of YOU WILL MEET A TALL DARK STRANGER
- Dregs of the Week: Sept 30 – Oct 3, 2010
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of RESIDENT EVIL: AFTERLIFE
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE RUNAWAYS
- Celeb Dregs of the Week: Sep 09 – 29, 2010
- Dregs of the Week: Sept 09 – 26, 2010 (like i keep track)
- Someone Actually Invited Me Somewhere
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of EAT PRAY LOVE
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview with DEVANNY PINN
- Re-Runs: The Booze Talkin’ with GABRIELLE CHAPIN
- You Gotta Check This Out
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE TOWN
- Miley Cyrus is Drunk
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of Piranha 3D
- Proof of a Vicious Circle
- Self Unemployed: Cham-Pain
- Booze Nooze: Man Gets Booze Money For Daughter
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE EXPENDABLES
- My Name Is Al K Hall
- New To The Bar None
- Dregs of the Week: July 19-25, 2010
- Self Unemployed: Hidden Motives
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of WILD TARGET
- Celebrity Dregs: Amy Wino
- Dregs of the Week: July 12 – 18, 2010
- Dr High the Science Guy
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of ECLIPSE
- Dregs of the Week: July 06 – July 11, 2010
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of SPLICE
- Celebrity Dreg of the Week: How You Doin’? Wasted!
- FREE LINDSAY!!!!
- Dregs of the Week: June 22 – July 05, 2010 (Amongst Others)
- Drunken Thievery
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE DISAPPEARANCE OF ALICE CREED
- 10 Ways i Know You’re Drunk (A Top Ten Lips)
- Mug Shot: Vince Neil
- Disposable Evening
- Threesome
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of WHEN YOU’RE STRANGE
- On Your Knees
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE A-TEAM
- Forbidden Fruit
- Booze Nooze: Justin Bieber Is A 27-Year-Old Girl
- Happy Father’s Day
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of TRIAGE
- The Tabs i’m Keeping
- Group Therapy
- i’m A Twit (and have the pics to prove it)
- Al K Hall Is Dry
- A Poll For My Patronizers
- Drunk, Broke, Desperate
- Here’s My Pointless…
- We Are All “In The Same Boat”
- Duchess of Mack, Sarah Ferguson, Pimps Out Prince Andrew While Drunk
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME
- Lindsay Lohan: SCRAM!?
- Re:Runs The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With Kevin Renick
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of DATE NIGHT
- Drink Mating: My Heart Is Thirsty
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With KATRENA ROCHELL
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of KICK-ASS
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With ANDREA POWELL
- To Whom i Am Concerned: An Open Letter To Laura Hall
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of IRON MAN 2
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of NEW YORK, I LOVE YOU
- The Booze Talkin’: An Exclusive Interview With My Mom
- Wine Bottle Forest (A Photo Slideshow)
- Dregs Of The Weeks: April 06 – April 19, 2010
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of GREEN ZONE
- Avril Lavigne Is My Pet Sin
- Don’t Puck It Up: Fatherhood And Functional Alcoholism
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of MY OWN LOVE SONG
- Dregs of the Weeks: March 22 – April 05
- Ghetto Easter
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of ALICE IN WONDERLAND
- Eat A Peaches
- The Downside Of Up
- Dregs Of the Weeks: March 01 – March 21
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With OLGA FEDORI
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of CHLOE
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of NINE
- The Girls From NINE
- Mark Linkous Tribute (Save A Friday In Memoriam)
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With NELLIE SCIUTTO
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of AN EDUCATION
- AA (Al’s Anthology) Waiting Room Reading Material
- Work With It: Resumé Of A Functional Alcoholic On The Job
- The bArCADEMY AwkWARDS: The Alkies
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of CRAZY HEART
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of SHUTTER ISLAND
- Dregs Of The Week: Feb 21 – Feb 28
- The Booze Talkin’: My Exclusive Interview With THE Erin McGrane
- Obrigado! [Thank You To A Drunken Portuguese]
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of FROM PARIS WITH LOVE
- Dregs Of The Week: Feb 15 – Feb 22
- 10 Attributes Of A Good Bartender (A Top 10 Lips)
- A Famous GUY Let Me Interview Him! Booze Talkin’ With Kevin Renick
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of SHERLOCK HOLMES
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE LOVELY BONES
- Dregs Of The Weeks: Feb 01 – Feb 14
- Bar Talk Of The Day: Jacques Dutronc
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE WOLFMAN
- Bottomless Pitt: Why Brad & Angelina Jolie Broke Up
- Dregs Of The Weeks: Jan 11 – Jan 30
- Yet Another Famous Person Let Me Interview Her! My Exclusive Chat With Meagan Flynn
- Another Famous Person Knows Me! My Exclusive Interview With Kelly Bertha
- Tons Of Famous People Know Me! A Shout Out To Erin McGrane
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of UP IN THE AIR
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of A SERIOUS MAN
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of AGORA
- Guinness Will Save Your Life
- A Drunk Post For Two People (Yes, This Means NOT YOU)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of THE BOOK OF ELI
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of MR. NOBODY
- Porn Song Writing & Alcohol
- Seriously, Folks
- How To Kiss
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of INVICTUS
- Photo Blog: Wine On My Mind
- Dregs Of The Week: Jan 03 – Jan 10
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of WHIP IT
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of BRIGHT STAR
- i Drank From A Magnum
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of GIGANTIC
- i Miss My Fiancée
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of ORPHAN
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of IT’S COMPLICATED
- Booze Toonze: Zombieland Soundtrack
- Blog Postponed
- Dregs Of The Week: Dec 28 – Jan 02 (more & less)
- Pour Man’s Cocktail Recipes: One-Eyed Wonder Worm FLYING Purple Popper Drinker
- Booze Toonze: The Bar None Juiced-box (A Drinking Playlist For Parties)
- 20 Things To Say When Refusing A Drink (A Top 20 Lips)
- Blog-Rolled: A New Link
- Photo Of The Day
- Dregs Of The Week: Dec 20 – 27 (or sumpin’)
- For Regulars Only…
- A Christmas Blog
- 10 Toasts For Any Season (A Top 10 Lips)
- Another Famous Person Knows Me!
- My First Sober Christmas: An all-new extra special Christmas episode:
- Celebrity Dregs Of The Week Dec 14-20 (or something)
- Dregs Of The Week: Dec 14 – Dec 20 (less and more)
- Booze Nooze: Drunken 4-Year-Old Tranny Steals Christmas
- Falling Off The Wagon.
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of AVATAR
- Celebrity Dregs of the Weeks: Nov 30 – Dec 13
- Dregs of the Weeks: Nov 30 – Dec 13
- What’s The Big Secret?
- A Famous Person Let Me Interview Her! My EXCLUSIVE ‘Talk’ With Gabrielle Chapin
- The Truth About Tiger Woody: Alcohol Is Tiger Woods’ Driving Force
- Photo Du Jour: Leave Your Mark
- Self-Unemployed Photos
- Phone Photo Blog: A Typical Day
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of THE ROAD
- The Day After
- A Drunk Post: Tooo Drining To Post
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of ZOMBIELAND
- FYI: Drinks AlKHall-bum Update
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE
- Reiki: A Hands On Experience
- Dregs of the Week: Nov 22 – 29
- Booze Nooze: Dad Gets Lap Dance, Loses Child
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of THE LIMITS OF CONTROL
- 10 Things To Say While Getting Another Drink (A Top Ten Lips)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of IN THE LOOP
- Dregs Of The Week: Nov 15 -22 (or something)
- Too Drunk to Post
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of TWILIGHT 2: NEW MOON
- The New Beaujolais Is Here! The New Beaujolais Is Here! i’m SOMEBODY…
- Chances Are You Are Not Reading This Post
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of THE PRIVATE LIVES OF PIPPA LEE
- The Reasons i Drink #4: Vacation In A Bottle
- Dregs of the Week: Nov 08 – Nov 15 (or so)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of TETRO
- The Bar None Juiced-box: (Don’t) Take My Picture – Filter
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of THE IMAGINARIUM OF DR PARNASSUS
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of 2012
- i’m Proclaiming A Vodkwā
- Dregs of the Week: Nov 2 – 9, 2009 (more or less)
- The 9/11 Tribute Shooter: The Truth About the Drink in Jennifer’s Body
- Subway, Bloody Subway (or “Friday Night’s Alright For Fighting”): A Photo Blog
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of SAW VI
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of THE BOX
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of AWAY WE GO
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of Michael Jackson’s THIS IS IT
- Booze Nooze: Drunk Driver Calls 911 On Herself
- Booze Nooze: Kuntz Snatched for DWI
- 10 Sports You Can Do While Drinking (A Top 10 Lips)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of SURROGATES
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of WHITEOUT
- i Am A Dip (SO Maniac!)
- Hangover Blooze
- Dregs of the Week: Oct 19 – 25, 2009
- A Post From My Lesbians
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of JENNIFER’S BODY
- i’m Sorry, i Have Lesbians
- Aw Man!!!!
- Beware of False Prophets (A Drunk Blogging RANT)
- i Got Your BAC: Blood Alcohol Content for Dummies (Part 3)
- Mug Shot of the Week: Stephanie Pratt
- Dregs of the Week: Oct 12 – 18, 2009
- i Got Your BAC: Blood Alcohol Content For Dummies (Part 2)
- A Humble Mini-Post For No One But Me
- i Got Your BAC: Blood Alcohol Content For Dummies (Part 1)
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of THE DESCENT: PART 2
- DAMM: Drunks Against Mad Mothers
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of The Proposal
- Booze Nooze: 21-Year-Old Alkie Appropriates Ambulance
- Mug Shot of the Week: More Pissed Hoff
- Dregs of the Week: Oct 04 – 11, 2009
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of Funny People
- Why Nobels Chose Obama
- Obama Drinks So He Deserves The Peace Prize So Shut Up
- Booze Nooze: Couple Makes Kid Designated Driver
- The Reasons i Drink #3: For My Health
- Welcome Ken!
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of The Informant!
- Booze Nooze: Death of a Statesman
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of Mary And Max
- How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 14 & 15
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of The Hurt Locker
- Famous People Know Me: An Open Letter To Gabrielle Chapin
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of (500) Days of Summer
- Sketchy Details: A Self-Unemployed Photo
- A Sobering Thought
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of Taking Woodstock
- Mug Shot: Tawny Kitaen
- Booze Toonze: A Jukebox in the Bar None!
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed View of District 9
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of Julie & Juila
- Mug Shot of the Week: Pissed Hoff
- Tips & Change: How To Spot An Intervention
- Functional Alcoholics Slurperson: My Platfoam
- How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 12 & 13
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS
- Some Serious Sh*t
- Brew Compass: Edward ‘Ted’ Kennedy’s Truly Unauthorized Biography
- Booze Nooze: Frenchie, 19, Sleeps While Train Runs Over Him
- How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 6-11
- Mug Shot of the Week: Kanye West, Taylor Swift & Hennessy
- Welcome: Unka Donald
- Booze Nooze: World’s Oldest Woman Dies
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Review of THE FINAL DESTINATION 4
- How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 4 & 5
- Booze Revooze: A Drinker’s Skewed Reviews of Movies–Ratings Guide
- Victory! My Acceptance Speech
- Election Day
- How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 2 & 3
- Alternative Can-idate #3: Wile Kiotey (Super Genius)
- Mug Shot of the Week: Joyce DeWitt
- Lunch With Al K Hall
- Alternative Can-idate #2 Wanda Woman
- How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation–Day 1
- i’m Famous!
- Alternative Can-idate #1 Praying Manther
- Election Day Announcement!
- Pour Man’s Amaretto Sour
- Mug Shot of the Week: Jason Wahler
- On The Lam
- Home Sweat Home
- Promises, Promises
- My Fellow Alcoholics: My Qualifications for Functional Alcoholics Spokesperson
- Wasting Away Again
- Open Call for Can-idates
- Booze Nooze: Alcohol Accident at Cod Fish Races
- It’s Official: Functional Alcoholics Spokesperson (FASe)
- Man At Work
- Booze Nooze: Drunk Driver Sleeps It Off on Police Post Lawn
- The Reasons i Drink: #2 Drowning Potential
- Mug Shot of the Week: Jeffrey Donovan
- The End of the Rainbow
- The Reasons i Drink: #1 Drinking Is Better Than Not Drinking
- Help Wanted
- Blast from the Pabst: Fireman’s Balls
- Another Round in the Bar None

