Muhammad preparing the virgins (AlKHall Bar None)

Prepare the Virgins

As you may have heard, a group of fanatic assholes attacked a French satirical newspaper, killing thirteen people, including four cartoonists who had made jokes about Islam and Muhammad. As someone who has a passing acquaintance with satire, this made me hopping muham-mad. But then i realized, Jesus! Because the cartoonists were martyred, they have the right…