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Dregs: Hairy Styles

There’s only one direction to go from here and that’s further down. Read on to see exactly what Harry styles. (Hint: it’s puke.) Here’s a ditty NOT from my juiced-box, dedicated … Continue reading

October 29, 2014 · 2 Comments

Dregs of the Week: Cara Delevingne & Michelle Rodriguez: Full Court Press

Here’s my New Year’s resolution, for more shit like this to happen. For hot bi girls to get mega drunk and make out with top models in public. My New … Continue reading

January 14, 2014 · 1 Comment

Cressida Bonas: The Other Royal Baby

[Press ‘Play’ for Kylie Minogue playing “Drunk” from her album…Impossible Princess.] Dregs July 16: Royally Fucked Up The Harry Prince continues his glorious rise to the bottom. His grace has already … Continue reading

July 27, 2013 · 2 Comments

Dregs of the Day: Cory Monteith Commits Suicide

Yeah, i said it. Like everyone else hasn’t been saying it already. As of this writing (2013-07-14 13:11 Yemen time), the news of Cory Monteith’s death in a Vancouver hotel … Continue reading

July 14, 2013 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week: February – March 2013 (for starters)

Here then are the real dregs for the last week or so many other weeks that i’ve stopped counting. They’re short and sweat, just the way we like ’em here … Continue reading

March 16, 2013 · 1 Comment

The Hot Rod Unloads: The Russian Meteor Explained, and Other Stories.

Earlier in February, the world stopped – gobsmacked – for the well documented “meteorite” that flew through the skies of Russia, broke a few windows, scared the shit out of … Continue reading

March 5, 2013 · 2 Comments

Charlie Sheen’s Got A New Whore

January 8, 2013: Happy New Whore! From the juiced box and dedicated to Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa: Machine Gun Kelly – LTFU (One More Time) [Press ‘Play’ for “For the unforgettable … Continue reading

January 12, 2013 · 8 Comments

“Yeah, I Hit That”: The Real “Real” Chris Brown

[Before you get all up in my shit about how politically incorrect i am, please read the disclaimer at the end of this post.] From the Juiced-box and dedicated to … Continue reading

October 10, 2012 · 12 Comments

Dregs of the Summer: The Week of July & August, 2012 (and then some)

Dregs wait for no time, not even summer time, and here’s a mess o’ proof of that right here. We got Rihanna partying harder than her body, Adele living larger … Continue reading

September 2, 2012 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week: May 2012

Jenna Jameson invents a whole new kind of Dirty Pole Dancing, James Bond gets rich drinking beer, and Kate Middleton, the already rich Princess of Tarts, would like to teach … Continue reading

May 28, 2012 · 3 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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