Drunk 'High' School Girls Bar None Wallpaper - Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper (Bar None Audio Dregs AlKHall)

Audio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”

Drunk 'High' School Girls Bar None Wallpaper - Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper (Bar None Audio Dregs AlKHall)

Drunk ‘High’ School Girls Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper

Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and a pool of Jägermeister and when i say pool i mean swimming pool. Drowning in the dregs today we got a guy who runs into a cop, literally, another who sleeps through his breathalyzer, Shia LaBoeuf – in the celebrity dregs – graduates from booze school, Scott Disick turns out to be a nice guy, and laying down in my drawers we got a wallpaper of drunk high school girls, Lana Del Rey and Krysten Ritter from the Booze Revooze of Big Eyes.

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Yolandi Visser 2015-03-18 Bar None Wallpaper - Click on the shot for a wallpaper

Audio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s Yo-Landi Vi$$er

Yolandi Visser 2015-03-18 Bar None Wallpaper - Click on the shot for a wallpaper

Yolandi Visser Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper

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Lorde Bar None Wallpaper - Click on the shot for a wallpaper

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Hot Twins Bar None wallpaper - Click on the shot for a wallpaper 2015-03-11

Hot Twins Bar None wallpaper – Click on the shot for a wallpaper

The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too.

Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the

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Frieber!

Bieber Drunk in the Bar None Wallpaper (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze)

Bieber Drunk in the Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a WallpaperJustnie

i heard the news today, and, oh boy, i’m at a loss. As a Functional Alcoholic Slurperson (Temporal) and tender bartender here at the Bar None, i’d like to take this opportunity to make an official statement in support of Justin Bieber and against the hyena’s arrest.

Justin Bieber 03 Mug Shot (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)

The Bar None is protesting the arrest of Justin Bieber and, not just Miss Bieber but the incarceration of all little girls throughout the world. What kind of police state are we living in when a little girl can be stopped by the police and thrown in prison? What if she has her first period in jail? Will the wardens teach her how to use a tampon? i don’t think so. What if her boobs start growing behind bars, is there such a thing as a prison issue training bra ? i would bet there isn’t.

Justin Bieber 01 Training Bra (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)

i’m sure that there’s a good explanation as to why Miss Bieber consumed alcohol. It’s our understanding that she was at a birthday party with her other girlfriends just before, so maybe a prankster poured vodka in her apple juice. As for driving the race car, in her addled condition, she no doubt mistook the Lamborghini for a Disney ride and was probably more frightened than anyone when the police helped her bring the car to a stop.

The point is this, a wee lass’s business is not police business. Childhood can not be regulated. Let little Justin’s parents worry about her education, for lest we forget, he is someone’s daughter.

Justin Bieber 02 little girl (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)

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Justin Bieber 4 J&B (AlKHall Bar None Booze Nooze Dregs)