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20 All-You-Can-Eat Vodkas

After the resounding success of my Vodka for 9-year-olds, i figured what the fuck, there’s grown ups who like vodka too, right? The problem is, our tastes have moved past candy, … Continue reading

November 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dregs of the Week: November 2014 (Thanks Forgiven)

The dregs are back, bigger and bitter than ever. Like i got a drunk cheerleader picking up and going down on her kids’ friend, i got Koreans afraid the Irish … Continue reading

November 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Vodkas 9-Year-Olds Will Love (A Top 10 Lips)

How many times have people come up to me and said, “Al K Hall, my kids just aren’t taking to vodka as quickly as I did at their age. What … Continue reading

November 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

0-5 Shots: Magic in the Moonlight

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Leo Reisman (Cole Porter) – You Do Something To Me [Press ‘Play’ for the traditional Woody Allen jazz shit] Ramblings: Cheap tricks Final Proof: 3 shots … Continue reading

November 9, 2014 · 3 Comments

October 2014 Dregs of the Week: Taylor Swift is a LUSH

Most definitely not from the juiced-box, here’s a song i’m dedicating to Karlie Kloss from Taylor Swift…who’s performing at a Victoria’s Secret show. Taylor Swift – I Knew You Were Trouble … Continue reading

November 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dregs: Hairy Styles

There’s only one direction to go from here and that’s further down. Read on to see exactly what Harry styles. (Hint: it’s puke.) Here’s a ditty NOT from my juiced-box, dedicated … Continue reading

October 29, 2014 · 2 Comments

Dregs: Kim Kardashian had a Dwarf Baby

Keep on reading to learn how i stumbled over her dirty little secret while doing a bit of research for a short brief. Here’s a ditty from the juiced-box, dedicated to Kim Kardashian and … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

0-5 Shots: HORNS

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Fever Ray – If I Had a Heart [Press ‘Play’ for part of a killer soundtrack: Fever Ray – If I Had A Heart] To prove … Continue reading

October 16, 2014 · 1 Comment

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October 13, 2014 · 1 Comment

0-5 Shots: Dracula Untold

Yeah, i got to see this on October 1, a full 9 days before y’all in the States. And because i know you don’t believe me – and who can … Continue reading

October 2, 2014 · 2 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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