Pour Man’s Homemade Cocktails

(to be updated regularly)

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MediSin (A Drug Cocktail)

MediSin (Cabinet)

Recipe:

1. Put a cold capsule in the bottom of a tall glass
2. Add ice and 3 fingers of vodka
3. Fill glass with multivitamin juice
4. Add a shot of cough medicine
5. Top of with a throat lozenge and parecetemol
6. Stir well and drink to the very bottom

Disclaimer: DO NOT TRY THIS COCKTAIL AT HOME! IT’S DANGEROUS! Only i, Al K Hall, can get away with it.

MediSin

A Drug Cocktail

Pour Man’s Amaretto Sour

Pour Man's Amaretto Sour

Ingredients

• 2 shots Amaretto
• 2 parts grapefruit juice (pink is best)
• 1 part orange juice
• Ice
• 1 part 7-up (optional)
• 1 teaspoon Maraschino cherry juice (optional)

Instructions

1. Drop 3-4 ice cubes in the bottom of a scotch glass
2. Add the double shot of Amaretto
3. Then both the juices
4. If you’re gonna splurge, now would be a good time to add the 7-up
5. If you’re really splurging, throw in a spoonful of cherry juice
6. Drink up

Notes

i found this recipe thanks to my mom, who was unable to find sweet & sour mix in the middle of a forest. It doesn’t taste anything like a real Amaretto Sour but it doesn’t taste bad either.