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Dregs of the Week: September 16 – December 19, 2012

It’s that time of year where i write about September dregs in December. i’ll talk about things like Facebooked Teens, Red Bullshit, wrecked Ferraris, wrecked Ferrari drivers, Yo Ho Hoes, … Continue reading

December 19, 2012 · 3 Comments

Dregs of the Week: The Week of May & June, 2012

Long time no dregs, so i’m back with a flash to look at some drunk ass shit going down in the world. Miss Drunk USA comes in both small and … Continue reading

June 17, 2012 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week: October 31 – November 13, 2011 (and many more)

Dregs, dregs, everywhere and not a drop to drink. We got a drunken 3-way that went down (literally) to a drunken 2-way that finished in a 1-way street straight to jail. We … Continue reading

November 26, 2011 · 8 Comments

Celebrity Dregs of the Week: October 14 – 30, 2011 (and lots more)

Yesterday’s blogs overflowethed so hard that i had no choice but to split it up into bitty bite sized shots. So after yesterday’s Commoner Dregs, i’m proud and a little embarrassed to … Continue reading

November 2, 2011 · 4 Comments

Commoner Dregs of the Week: October 14 – 30, 2011 (and lots more)

As soon as i start climbing out, they start piling more dregs on top of me. Included in these dregs i’m trying to sift through are naked drunk drivers, a … Continue reading

November 1, 2011 · 4 Comments

For Amy Winehouse: i Got Your BAC

Amy Winehouse Commits Alcohol Suicide Turns out Amy Winehouse did not die from excessive knee bleeding from all the time she spent praying, nor did she die from a brain … Continue reading

October 28, 2011 · 16 Comments

Dregs of the Week: September 4 – 10 (and whenever)

We got us some of those nasty, vampire dregs this week ’cause some of those featured here really suck. There’s this 20-year-old who ate a man’s head, a drunken moose … Continue reading

September 12, 2011 · 4 Comments

Celeb Dregs of the Week: May 1 – May 21, 2011 (or there ’bouts)

Don’t let the shot above fool you or go ahead, i really can’t be bothered to give that much of a shit. What i mean is that this week’s (and … Continue reading

May 26, 2011 · 8 Comments

Dregs of the Week: April 10 – 17 2011 (like i know)

This week we got the same kinda nasty dregs that float in the bottom of the Playboy Mansion cesspool hot tub only not as contagious. Plus, i’m getting so good at … Continue reading

April 18, 2011 · 5 Comments

Celeb Dregs of the Week: March 7 – March 21, 2011 (i’m pretty sure)

You know how you sit around your place thinking, “It could be worse, I could be Al”? Well, stop doing that for a sec and wonder on this for a … Continue reading

March 27, 2011 · 10 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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