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Audio Dregs #4 Spring Breaks & Dark Places Booze Revooze

In this week’s dregs we got a bar that’s a zoo, a sick doctor, an odor to Spring Break, a hamster that has strange taste and the frat brat that tapped that, plus peeps flavored beer, Jessica Alba in a bikini, Taylor Momsen’s sins and a Booze Revooze of “Dark Places”.

April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #3.5 Booze Revooze podcask of Fast & Furious 7 (SPOILER FREE)

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #3.5 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (10m48s) . Audio Dregs #3.5 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’ … Continue reading

April 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”

Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and a pool of Jägermeister and when i say pool i … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s Yo-Landi Vi$$er

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #02 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… . Audio Dregs #02 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’ to … Continue reading

March 21, 2015 · 2 Comments

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #01

The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too. Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask … Continue reading

March 13, 2015 · 7 Comments

A Bar None ChristmAss (2014 Sedition)

As of right now, 403 patronizers have found there way into the Bar None, and you can add one more because i’m here with you. i know you have the choice … Continue reading

December 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

0-5 Shots: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Not from the juiced-box but the soundtrack: Billy Boyd – The Last Goodbye [Press ‘Play’ for maybe the only thing gayer than a hobbit] For those reading this the day before the US … Continue reading

December 11, 2014 · 2 Comments

20 All-You-Can-Eat Vodkas

After the resounding success of my Vodka for 9-year-olds, i figured what the fuck, there’s grown ups who like vodka too, right? The problem is, our tastes have moved past candy, … Continue reading

November 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dregs of the Week: November 2014 (Thanks Forgiven)

The dregs are back, bigger and bitter than ever. Like i got a drunk cheerleader picking up and going down on her kids’ friend, i got Koreans afraid the Irish … Continue reading

November 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Vodkas 9-Year-Olds Will Love (A Top 10 Lips)

How many times have people come up to me and said, “Al K Hall, my kids just aren’t taking to vodka as quickly as I did at their age. What … Continue reading

November 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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