[AlKHallism: i'm honored to have a guest poster today... Barmaids and beerhounds, i present Bats from THE SHE CHRONICLES. As a bipolar, recovering alcoholic i felt she was uniquely qualified to comment on Charlie Sheen's decision to combat bipolarity and, goddess bless her, she agreed to share her perspectives on it for us. Please treat her with every drop of the love and respect you've spilled over me by visiting her site, liking this post and leaving a comment. With no further a-don'ts, i give you Bats and...]

Bats Pacing: Charlie Sheen, He’s BiSomething

We’ve known Charlie Sheen like this:

Enjoyed him like this:

Wondered about him like this:

Experienced him like this:

And now we all have concerns about him like this:

Tell me this man doesn’t freak you out?  I have major respect for Charlie Sheen.  I mean, shit, as a teenage girl I had posters on my wall of this man and trust me when I say a teenage girl can lust after Charlie Sheen. You put me in a room with him and five minutes later I swear I’d be sweating profusely and have the best orgasmic experience of my life, just by looking at him.

He’s grown old now, physically I mean.  Everytime I hear of him in the news I think, “Phew, he’s not dead yet.”  Sooner or later the alcohol, cocaine, goddesses and late nights were going catch up to him and, well, is it safe yet to say that it has?  Because it has.  Is he Bipolar?  I don’t have a PhD but, shit man, if it hangs like a Bat, smells like a Bat, and sucks blood like a Bat; doesn’t that mean it’s a fucking Bat?

So when I discovered that Charlie Sheen had come out as being “BiWinning”, it didn’t surprise me but he still assures his fans and audiences that he is not Bipolar.  Charlie sweetie, it’s okay to be Bipolar.  It just means you are REALLY fucking happy to hear from trolls! And REALLY fucking sad when they go.

So now we get a chance to see Charlie like this:

At least he’s doing something positive for the Bipolar community, hell he’s got the funds and swagger to pull this shit off.  Who knew Charlie Sheen had to start talking to trolls about phones before the mental health community got the attention it rightfully deserves?  I have to give him a pat on the back over this publicity stunt, and lets face it, that’s what it is in the end; just Charlie Sheen needing the approval of his fans so he knows in his Bipolar Disordered mind that he is still sought after, he needs everyone to be his “Yes Men” or women in whichever case.  I think he is so strung out on Bipolar Thoughts that he is bored to be near himself and his Torpedo Tour isn’t doing too bad but again I think he knows he’s a dying out fad and his balloon is popping.  I wish I could sit in the room with him for five minutes, have my orgasm and then try to understand why he so doesn’t like Charlie anymore.  Sad really because I still really like Charlie, Bipolar or not.  I don’t like his violent episodes but sometimes we feel frustrated and ourselves are the last ones we take it out on.

High Five Charlie on being BiWinning and BiWalking baby!  I hope he’ll come to the USA and do a BiWalk because hell we have a major dilemma in this country over what to do with mental health disorders and many don’t even believe Bipolar exists.