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Self Unemployed: Ghost of the Exploding Drunk

Press ‘Play’ for some appropriate tuneage: Black Label Society – 13 Years of Grief (from the killer album Skullage). Lyrics at the bottom of the post, yo.


Here’s the latest photo i’ve added to my Self Unemployed: Help Wanted page. i came across it on my way to work the other day and didn’t realize how brutal it truly was until i came back home and started playing with it. i’ve included a couple alternate versions as well.

Bar None Dregs

Just a little update on my sobriety. Since the Incident That Shall Not Be Named (the one where i got drunk, took massive amounts of pills to kill myself and spent 2 weeks in the hospital—but you didn’t hear it from me), i quit drinking and smoking. With cigarettes costing as much as they do now, i can’t afford to smoke and with drinking doing what it does to me, i can’t really afford to do that anymore either. May 11, 2011 was my 4 month sobriety day, s’what i’m saying.

In related news, i’ve changed the bio that pops up at the bottom of every post to reflect this new state of being me. i no longer refer to myself as “a functioning alcoholic (meaning i’ve held the same job for 17 years and have been living with Miss Demeanor for over a year now…)”, but have switched it to: “a non-practicing alcoholic (if after 30 years of practicing, you still can’t do something well, it’s best to just give it up)”. Plus, it’ll be 3 years come June for Miss D and i.

Thanks for still coming by even if i’m not cool anymore ’cause i don’t drink.

Just kidding, you and i both know i’m cooler than ever and i’ve got the goods to prove it.

“13 Years of Grief” by The Black Label Society off Skullage

Looking at the words, i think i musta confused the lyrics and thought he was saying “13 Years of Drinking”. Oh well, i’ll keep it here anyway because it’s still pretty fitting.

You’re so fuckin’ tough, so motherfuckin’ bad.
13 Years Of Grief, is all your folks ever had.
Just and ignorant cunt, talking such shit.
Tryin’ to act act like a man,
You little fuckin’ punk kid.
Yeah! Son, look at you now!
Yeah! Son, look at you now!
Day of court, day of fear, in walks the judge.
Half a year, nothing less. No he wouldn’t budge.
Hand over your belongins, and your motherfuckin’ soul.
That’s the joy of life,
Six months in the hole.
Yeah! Son, look at you now!
Yeah! Son, look at you now!
(solo)
You wrecked your mother, yeah you beat her down.
Teachers can’t protect you, when your friends are ’round.
What’s so tough, so motherfuckin’ bad.
13 Years Of Grief, is all your folks ever had.
Yeah! Son, look at you now!
Yeah! Son, look at you now

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Another Famous Person Knows Me!

In honor of today’s famous person, some tunes to read by: Black Label Society – Just Killing Time


Click On The Picture To Visit The Amazon Page

So i was reading through the comments to yesterday’s Very Special Christmas post, “My First Sober Christmas”. Mixed in with the traditionaly astute remarks of my regulars was a little note that stuck out like a pretzel floaty in a pint of beer. Just 2 ominous words posted by a newcomer to the Bar None: “Christmas sux.”

As astute a comment as any, to be sure, but what really put me on my ass was when i clicked on the Just Killing Time nic and was transported to this page here. Turns out the guy isn’t like the rest of us, just surfing around looking for crack, cracks or something that will crack a smile.

Derek Van Arman has actually accomplished something with his life. He published a real book! And we’re not talking self-published here, kids and those who make them, we’re talking Signet, a real book company.

Hopefully, i’ll be able to corner him into an interview, like i did here with Gabrielle Chapin, the hot actress from Final Destination 4.

Thanks for patronizing me, Derek.

[A special shout-out to Miss Demeanor for picking up on this. i kinda blew off the comment (though i did respond with my usual aplomb) because i thought the "Just Killing Time" handle was a synonym for 'Slacker'. Miss D, however, went the extra click and uncovered the naked truth. Way to go, babe!]


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