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Audio Dregs #4 Spring Breaks & Dark Places Booze Revooze

In this week’s dregs we got a bar that’s a zoo, a sick doctor, an odor to Spring Break, a hamster that has strange taste and the frat brat that tapped that, plus peeps flavored beer, Jessica Alba in a bikini, Taylor Momsen’s sins and a Booze Revooze of “Dark Places”.

April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #3.5 Booze Revooze podcask of Fast & Furious 7 (SPOILER FREE)

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #3.5 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… (10m48s) . Audio Dregs #3.5 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’ … Continue reading

April 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”

Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and a pool of Jägermeister and when i say pool i … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s Yo-Landi Vi$$er

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #02 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… . Audio Dregs #02 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’ to … Continue reading

March 21, 2015 · 2 Comments

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #01

The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too. Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask … Continue reading

March 13, 2015 · 7 Comments

Dregs: Hairy Styles

There’s only one direction to go from here and that’s further down. Read on to see exactly what Harry styles. (Hint: it’s puke.) Here’s a ditty NOT from my juiced-box, dedicated … Continue reading

October 29, 2014 · 2 Comments

The Booze Talkin': My Exclusive Interview with Christina Jeffs

There are tons of ways to get lucky, and they’re all good. Proof of that is how i got lucky with Christina Jeffs. Who is Christina Jeffs? What if i … Continue reading

March 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Booze Talkin': My Exclusive Interview with Maura Grierson

You know how i saw RoboCop before any of y’all did because it came out 2 days early here compared to the States? Well, we could weigh the pro and cons … Continue reading

February 26, 2014 · Leave a comment


i heard the news today, and, oh boy, i’m at a loss. As a Functional Alcoholic Slurperson (Temporal) and tender bartender here at the Bar None, i’d like to take … Continue reading

January 29, 2014 · 1 Comment

Dregs of the Week: Cara Delevingne & Michelle Rodriguez: Full Court Press

Here’s my New Year’s resolution, for more shit like this to happen. For hot bi girls to get mega drunk and make out with top models in public. My New … Continue reading

January 14, 2014 · 1 Comment

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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