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A Bar None ChristmAss (2014 Sedition)

As of right now, 403 patronizers have found there way into the Bar None, and you can add one more because i’m here with you. i know you have the choice … Continue reading

December 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Christmas Gifts on a Drunk’s Pissed List (A Top Ten Lips)

Bar Angels and Boozehounds, the time has come yet again to waste some of your hard earned beer money on other people who won’t be able to contain their disappointment … Continue reading

December 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

The Bar None 2012 Oversight

My patronizers over at WordPress threw up this at me and i figured i’d share it with y’all because i’m the tender bartender here and this gives me the opportunity … Continue reading

January 1, 2013 · 4 Comments

A Bar None Christmas Special Education

So far there are 1,802 of y’all who’ve strolled into the Bar None to pass some time on Christmas, and you can add one more to that number because i’m … Continue reading

December 25, 2012 · 2 Comments

10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips) [A Lazy Ass Repost]

Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks … Continue reading

December 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

Happy Swalloween in the Bar None

i’ve decided to start a tradition, if “tradition” means fucking up the same way twice. Which it does. So i’m taking down last year’s dead meat and hanging up some … Continue reading

October 31, 2012 · 5 Comments

Buy My Vote!

ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT TO BUY MY VOTE! Just to remind y’all that i got my absentee ballot in the mail the other day and i’ve decided to auction off … Continue reading

October 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

Buy My Vote (Have A Ball-ot )

From the Juiced Box: The Beastie Boys – (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) [Press ‘Play’ for a message you can stand behind (or fall over to)] i … Continue reading

October 19, 2012 · 12 Comments

Celeb Mug Shot: Amanda Bynes [Repost from April 8, 2012]

Back with a flash: Amanda Bynes has been officially charged with Hit ‘n’ Run (and i would, for sure) following all the shit i unload here in this blog i … Continue reading

September 5, 2012 · 3 Comments

Dregs of the Summer: The Week of July & August, 2012 (and then some)

Dregs wait for no time, not even summer time, and here’s a mess o’ proof of that right here. We got Rihanna partying harder than her body, Adele living larger … Continue reading

September 2, 2012 · 4 Comments

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Thanks For Patronizing Me

Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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