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0-5 Shots: X-Men: Days of Future Past

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Roberta Flack – The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face [Press ‘Play’ for a taste of 1973] Ramblings: The X Factor Final Proof: 4 Shots … Continue reading

May 21, 2014 · 2 Comments

0-5 Shots Booze Revooze: Out of the Furnace (2013)

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Pearl Jam – Release [Press ‘Play’ for what the movie was shooting for but missed] Ramblings: Out of the Furnace leaves me cold Final … Continue reading

February 4, 2014 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week (January 19, 2014): Golden Glands

Afflecker You know me (and if you don’t there ought to be a law), i’m in it for the laughs. So far be it from me to “out” a drinker … Continue reading

January 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dregs of the Week (January 12, 2014): Golden Globules

January 12, 2014 And the sinner is… My favorite reality show is now awards ceremonies. OK, i’m not 100% convinced that awards ceremonies qualify because they’re more real than reality … Continue reading

January 16, 2014 · 1 Comment

Dregs of the Week: Cara Delevingne & Michelle Rodriguez: Full Court Press

Here’s my New Year’s resolution, for more shit like this to happen. For hot bi girls to get mega drunk and make out with top models in public. My New … Continue reading

January 14, 2014 · 1 Comment

Booze Revooze: Machete Kills

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Tito Tarantula – Machete Main Title Theme [Press ‘Play’ to spice up this review] Don’t you hate it when a new post comes out on … Continue reading

October 10, 2013 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week: I Will Get Drunk for Amber Heard

Celebrity Dregs June 6, 2013: Heard the Truth An open letter to Amber Heard Amber, It has come to my attention that Johnny Depp is giving up booze for you. … Continue reading

June 27, 2013 · 2 Comments

Celebrity Mug Shot: Reese Witherspoon

What’s worse than being famous? A lot of things are worse than being famous. What’s worse than being drunk? A whole of a lot is worse than being drunk. But … Continue reading

May 5, 2013 · 2 Comments

Booze Revooze: IRON MAN 3

Wait, the poster says May 3 and this was posted April 25? Yep, once again Yeaman caught some action before y’all in the United States. What, you don’t believe me? … Continue reading

April 26, 2013 · 10 Comments


Did you see the date on the poster? March 22, Barmaids and Beerhounds. And what day did i post this bad boy? March 20. Once again they decided to throw … Continue reading

March 20, 2013 · 4 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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