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Audio Dregs #4 Spring Breaks & Dark Places Booze Revooze

In this week’s dregs we got a bar that’s a zoo, a sick doctor, an odor to Spring Break, a hamster that has strange taste and the frat brat that tapped that, plus peeps flavored beer, Jessica Alba in a bikini, Taylor Momsen’s sins and a Booze Revooze of “Dark Places”.

April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”

Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and a pool of Jägermeister and when i say pool i … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s Yo-Landi Vi$$er

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #02 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… . Audio Dregs #02 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’ to … Continue reading

March 21, 2015 · 2 Comments

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #01

The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too. Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask … Continue reading

March 13, 2015 · 7 Comments

7 *Real* Reasons You Will Never Succeed

You know me, i’m not gonna lie to you or if i do, i’ll tell you first or just right after. Unfortunately, there are fuck tons of people out there … Continue reading

March 23, 2014 · 3 Comments

Dregs of the Week: Cara Delevingne & Michelle Rodriguez: Full Court Press

Here’s my New Year’s resolution, for more shit like this to happen. For hot bi girls to get mega drunk and make out with top models in public. My New … Continue reading

January 14, 2014 · 1 Comment

Hot Lunch Lady: Dreg of the Week

Well, it’s the Back-to-School period for those of y’all who weren’t smart enough to get out yet. Don’t let education get you down, though, wait for your grades to do … Continue reading

September 21, 2013 · 2 Comments

Dregs of the Week: Mostly March 2013

Mini dregs today as we’re just taking a little trip to a little island called the UK which has a lot of little towns called Wales, England, Scotland, Ireland and … Continue reading

April 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

Dregs of the Week: February – March 2013 (for starters)

Here then are the real dregs for the last week or so many other weeks that i’ve stopped counting. They’re short and sweat, just the way we like ’em here … Continue reading

March 16, 2013 · 1 Comment

Dregs of the Week: Crack Down (Her Underwear)

From the Juiced-box and dedicated to Michele McLaughlin: The Youth Ahead – Has anyone Seen My Underwear [Press ‘Play’ to hear what angels sing—when they’re drunk.] Commoner Dregs December 30, … Continue reading

February 6, 2013 · 2 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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