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Audio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”

Drunk 'High' School Girls Bar None Wallpaper - Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper (Bar None Audio Dregs AlKHall)

Drunk ‘High’ School Girls Bar None Wallpaper – Click on the Shot for a Wallpaper

Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and a pool of Jägermeister and when i say pool i mean swimming pool. Drowning in the dregs today we got a guy who runs into a cop, literally, another who sleeps through his breathalyzer, Shia LaBoeuf – in the celebrity dregs – graduates from booze school, Scott Disick turns out to be a nice guy, and laying down in my drawers we got a wallpaper of drunk high school girls, Lana Del Rey and Krysten Ritter from the Booze Revooze of Big Eyes.

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Audio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s Yo-Landi Vi$$er

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Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #02

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The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too.

Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the

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7 reasons 02 (AlKHall Bar None)

7 *Real* Reasons You Will Never Succeed

7 reasons 01 (AlKHall Bar None)

You know me, i’m not gonna lie to you or if i do, i’ll tell you first or just right after. Unfortunately, there are fuck tons of people out there who are going to lie to you and the only reason they’re doing it is to farm your ‘Likes’ on their Facebook pages.

On this one chick’s Facebook page, i saw a link to a piece called “7 Reasons Why You Will Never Do Anything Amazing With Your Life“. i go there and it’s pretty much average motivational crap stuck under a provocative headline to get your attention and to make you believe you’re not good enough.

7 reasons 03 (AlKHall Bar None)

Check this, i could do the same fucking thing and i’ll even time my ass to show you how easy this kind of article is.

Titillating title: 7 Reasons You Will Never Know True Love

  1. You don’t love yourself
  2. You look in the wrong places
  3. You can’t let go of your past
  4. You have too many criteria
  5. You don’t know how to recognize love
  6. You don’t laugh out loud enough
  7. You are too focused on yourself

There you go. That took me 01:41. One minute and 41.4 seconds to write that outline.

Before you start saying, “But Al, Raymmar Tirado’s tips weren’t as simple and ordinary as yours,” imma call bullshit.

You know what he wrote in his article? “You don’t ask enough questions,” “you don’t read enough books”… shit like that. You don’t know how much i read, Rainman, and reading a book a day still won’t guarantee me the Nobel Peace Prize. Hell, how many pictures do you see of Jesus reading books? He did some amazing shit and the only question he asked was, “Why me, Lord?” when the hung his ass on the cross.

7 reasons 02 (AlKHall Bar None)

Plus, who is Raymmar Tirado to tell us what to do? Like he’s an expert on doing amazing things. Have you ever heard of his amazing ass? i haven’t. The only amazing thing he’s done in his life is to write that piece of shit article telling you that suck.

Like i said up at the top, i won’t lie to you like Rayman did. i’m all about the coming clean, so here are the 7 Real Reason You Will Never Succeed

1. You are not rich enough

7 reasons 04 Rich (AlKHall Bar None)

2. You were born in the wrong class

7 reasons 05 Class (AlKHall Bar None)

3. You did not go to the right university

7 reasons 06 University (AlKHall Bar None)

4. You do not have the right connections

7 reasons 07 Connections (AlKHall Bar None)

5. You have a moral compass

7 reasons 08 Moral Compass (AlKHall Bar None)

6. You have family and friends you care about

7 reasons 09 Friends (AlKHall Bar None)

7. You do amazing things every day

7 reasons 10 Amazing (AlKHall Bar None)

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