From the Juiced-Box: Dirty Boyz – All I Want For Christmas Is To Get It Crunk

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Welcome Barmaids and Beerhounds. ‘Tis i, your (Temporal) Functional Alcoholic Slurperson here for my annual visit, putting the “X” in Xmas and the…uh… “ass fucker” in “Kick Ass Mother Fucker”. i’m making my annual appearance, putting my family aside for the moment to come here and put together a blog for those of you good enough to make it in on this the most massy of days.

2,124 of y’all have stumbled in so far (it’s 9pm right now in Yeaman) and i’m here with you to let you know you’re not alone and that i appreciate each and every one of your visits. As proof, here’s…

Drunk Santa

You think that guy’s scary, check this shit out.

To be followed by “My 1st Hangover”.

After Santa arrives, where does he leave the presents? Under the…

Drunk Tree

So here it is…my gift to you…Christmas Cookies.

Finger licking good.

Live it up , y’all. i really hope you enjoy this holiday season and i thank you on this day of all days for patronizing me.

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