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10 Christmas Gifts on a Drunk’s Pissed List (A Top Ten Lips)

Bar Angels and Boozehounds, the time has come yet again to waste some of your hard earned beer money on other people who won’t be able to contain their disappointment … Continue reading

December 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips) [A Lazy Ass Repost]

Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks … Continue reading

December 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

Go Home Sandy

November 1, 2012 · Leave a comment

Buy My Vote!

ONLY ONE WEEK LEFT TO BUY MY VOTE! Just to remind y’all that i got my absentee ballot in the mail the other day and i’ve decided to auction off … Continue reading

October 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

Buy My Vote (Have A Ball-ot )

From the Juiced Box: The Beastie Boys – (You Gotta) Fight For Your Right (To Party) [Press ‘Play’ for a message you can stand behind (or fall over to)] i … Continue reading

October 19, 2012 · 12 Comments

“Yeah, I Hit That”: The Real “Real” Chris Brown

[Before you get all up in my shit about how politically incorrect i am, please read the disclaimer at the end of this post.] From the Juiced-box and dedicated to … Continue reading

October 10, 2012 · 12 Comments

Dregs of the Summer: The Week of July & August, 2012 (and then some)

Dregs wait for no time, not even summer time, and here’s a mess o’ proof of that right here. We got Rihanna partying harder than her body, Adele living larger … Continue reading

September 2, 2012 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week: The Week of May & June, 2012

Long time no dregs, so i’m back with a flash to look at some drunk ass shit going down in the world. Miss Drunk USA comes in both small and … Continue reading

June 17, 2012 · 4 Comments

Dregs 2012-03-10

How ’bout a little shot of Sheriff: Dave Sheriff – My Friend Jack (Daniels) [Press ‘Play’ for some of that country lovin’] Commoner Dregs Hunk of Beer What’s the survival … Continue reading

March 10, 2012 · 7 Comments

Drunk On Your Ass

You gotta check this song out… It’s a remix by Divabaci, a regular reader, commenter and writer of Love, Life, Loss and Other Alliterations. Check out the song and, if … Continue reading

February 25, 2012 · 8 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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