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Audio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”

Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and a pool of Jägermeister and when i say pool i … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s Yo-Landi Vi$$er

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #02 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… . Audio Dregs #02 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’ to … Continue reading

March 21, 2015 · 2 Comments

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #01

The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too. Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask … Continue reading

March 13, 2015 · 7 Comments

A Bar None ChristmAss (2014 Sedition)

As of right now, 403 patronizers have found there way into the Bar None, and you can add one more because i’m here with you. i know you have the choice … Continue reading

December 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dregs of the Week: November 2014 (Thanks Forgiven)

The dregs are back, bigger and bitter than ever. Like i got a drunk cheerleader picking up and going down on her kids’ friend, i got Koreans afraid the Irish … Continue reading

November 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

October 2014 Dregs of the Week: Taylor Swift is a LUSH

Most definitely not from the juiced-box, here’s a song i’m dedicating to Karlie Kloss from Taylor Swift…who’s performing at a Victoria’s Secret show. Taylor Swift – I Knew You Were Trouble … Continue reading

November 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dregs: Kim Kardashian had a Dwarf Baby

Keep on reading to learn how i stumbled over her dirty little secret while doing a bit of research for a short brief. Here’s a ditty from the juiced-box, dedicated to Kim Kardashian and … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dregs of the Week: Drunk in an Elevator

From the juiced-box and dedicated to Reese Witherspoon, Zooey Deschanel, Kate Upton and Cara Delevignge… Aerosmith – Love in an Elevator [Press ‘Play’ for “Drunk in an elevator / Throwing … Continue reading

May 12, 2014 · 1 Comment

Dregs of the Week (January 19, 2014): Golden Glands

Afflecker You know me (and if you don’t there ought to be a law), i’m in it for the laughs. So far be it from me to “out” a drinker … Continue reading

January 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dregs of the Week (January 12, 2014): Golden Globules

January 12, 2014 And the sinner is… My favorite reality show is now awards ceremonies. OK, i’m not 100% convinced that awards ceremonies qualify because they’re more real than reality … Continue reading

January 16, 2014 · 1 Comment

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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