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10 Christmas Gifts on a Drunk’s Pissed List (A Top Ten Lips)

Bar Angels and Boozehounds, the time has come yet again to waste some of your hard earned beer money on other people who won’t be able to contain their disappointment … Continue reading

December 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips) [A Lazy Ass Repost]

Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks … Continue reading

December 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

“Yeah, I Hit That”: The Real “Real” Chris Brown

[Before you get all up in my shit about how politically incorrect i am, please read the disclaimer at the end of this post.] From the Juiced-box and dedicated to … Continue reading

October 10, 2012 · 12 Comments

10 New Beers Resolutions (A Top 10 Lips)

Here it is, the beginning of another year and you’re starting it off wishing you could forget the few memories still hanging on from last night. i know, and how else … Continue reading

January 1, 2012 · 8 Comments

A Big ChristmAss

From the Juiced-Box: Dirty Boyz – All I Want For Christmas Is To Get It Crunk [Press ‘Play’ for “What you want for Christmas? What you want boy? All I … Continue reading

December 25, 2011 · 5 Comments

10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips)

Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks … Continue reading

December 18, 2011 · 6 Comments

Robert Downey Jr Wants You…

to forgive Mel Gibson. From the juiced-box and Mel Gibson’s heart: Evanescence – Forgive Me [Press ‘Play’ to hear Amy Lee make the same demands as Mel Gibson, only better] … Continue reading

November 11, 2011 · 11 Comments

For Amy Winehouse: i Got Your BAC

Amy Winehouse Commits Alcohol Suicide Turns out Amy Winehouse did not die from excessive knee bleeding from all the time she spent praying, nor did she die from a brain … Continue reading

October 28, 2011 · 16 Comments

Amy Winehouse: RIPped

Directly from the juiced-box and dedicated to Amy Winehouse [Press ‘Play’ for a bit of truth] i’m not a hypocrite. i’m not going to spew forth glorious praise and sentimental … Continue reading

July 24, 2011 · 17 Comments

O’Beerme

Before we got down to the dirty, let me drop this plate from the juiced-box on ya: Mark Lanegan – Morning Glory Wine [Press ‘Play’ for the coolest thing you’ll … Continue reading

June 13, 2011 · 9 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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