The Bar None — High & Dry

Thanks for Patronizing Me

Dregs of the Week: February – March 2013 (for starters)

Here then are the real dregs for the last week or so many other weeks that i’ve stopped counting. They’re short and sweat, just the way we like ’em here … Continue reading

March 16, 2013 · 1 Comment

10 New Beers Resolutions (A Top 10 Lips)

Here it is, the beginning of another year and you’re starting it off wishing you could forget the few memories still hanging on from last night. i know, and how else … Continue reading

January 1, 2012 · 8 Comments

The Hot Rod Unloads: Hot, Heavy and Drunken Petting

You know how you get drunk and start thinking that you have the sexual prowess of a porn star, before deciding to try acting on it and discovering that, actually, … Continue reading

February 19, 2011 · 3 Comments

The Hot Rod Unloads: My Last Drunken Night

You know how you resign from a job, and all your work colleagues want to take you to the pub and get you hammered? Ply you with booze, perhaps engage … Continue reading

February 8, 2011 · 4 Comments

Al K Hall Is Dry

Bulletin from The Bar None: After yesterday’s binge (and today’s hangover), i’ve realized i can’t afford to keep drinking. Can’t afford to on a financial level, spiritual level, mental level and relationship level… The … Continue reading

June 14, 2010 · 21 Comments

The Downside Of Up

My fellow alcoholics, Here’s what i like about binge drinking: My cells dance. i don’t know if it’s just me or if it’s a medical thing that only alcoholics feel … Continue reading

March 29, 2010 · 10 Comments

Dregs Of The Week: Dec 28 – Jan 02 (more & less)

From the juiced-box and dedicated to Jennifer De Roberto: Donovan – The Pee Song [Press ‘Play’ for Suite relief] News Years Dec 31: Drunks Pay For It A British think … Continue reading

January 2, 2010 · 6 Comments

Falling Off The Wagon.

If you’ve been following along, you know about two weeks ago i binged so badly on Friday night that i went on the wagon. The deadline was supposed to be … Continue reading

December 18, 2009 · 4 Comments

The Day After

Oooh, you know it was a frightening post when you’re afraid to go back and reread it. i’m tempted to just cut my losses and delete it but i posted it … Continue reading

December 5, 2009 · 4 Comments

Hangover Blooze

From the Bar None Juice-box: just press ‘Play’. i Don’t Want To Be Jim Morrison Anymore You can pro’lly tell i used to be a preacher. A preacher-in-training, anyway. i … Continue reading

October 26, 2009 · 7 Comments

Enter your email address to patronize the Bar None and receive notifications of the freshest servings in this my Diary-a of a Chronicle Drinker..

Join 226 other followers

Readers Served

  • 3,809,275 Patronizers

Al K Hall

Blasts From The Pabsts

Al K Hall

Al K Hall

Thanks For Patronizing Me

Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

From the Bar None


Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 226 other followers