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Self Unemployed: I’ll Sleep On It

 Before we get to the goodies, here’s the goods. Straight up from the juiced-box, a brother who has lived there, died from it, then went back to live there again. … Continue reading

August 2, 2011 · 3 Comments

Self Unemployed: A Chalk Outline of His Former Self

Press ‘Play’ for some appropriate tuneage: Janis Joplin – Mercedes Benz Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a night on the town? I’m counting on you, Lord, please don’t let … Continue reading

May 29, 2011 · 1 Comment

Self Unemployed: Ghost of the Exploding Drunk

Press ‘Play’ for some appropriate tuneage: Black Label Society – 13 Years of Grief (from the killer album Skullage). Lyrics at the bottom of the post, yo. Here’s the latest … Continue reading

May 15, 2011 · 12 Comments

Self Unemployed: Cham-Pain

Here’s a recent photo i’ve added to my Self Unemployed page. In other news… i’ve set a new drinking rule for myself. No more drinking at home. Basically, this means … Continue reading

September 5, 2010 · 8 Comments

My Name Is Al K Hall

Hello. My name is Al K Hall and i’m an alcoholic. For those of you who don’t know me, i’m your Functional Alcoholic Slurperson; i’m the founding member of Drunks … Continue reading

September 1, 2010 · 9 Comments

Self Unemployed: Hidden Motives

Here’s a recent photo of mine that i’ll be adding to the Photo’s: Self-Unemployed page. In other news, i’m still dry. i haven’t had a drink since June 13, which means … Continue reading

July 24, 2010 · 6 Comments


New photo added to Photos: Self-Unemployed. In other news, finishing up yesterday sober meant two weeks of Writer’s Wagon (aka Dry Spelling). Today, for the first time, i went back … Continue reading

June 28, 2010 · 6 Comments

A Poll For My Patronizers

“I Love you so much that I want you to be someone else.”

June 13, 2010 · 2 Comments

Photo Of The Day

Added to the Self-Unemployed page.

December 28, 2009 · 2 Comments

Falling Off The Wagon.

If you’ve been following along, you know about two weeks ago i binged so badly on Friday night that i went on the wagon. The deadline was supposed to be … Continue reading

December 18, 2009 · 4 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 


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