Lindsay Lohan: SCRAM!?

You know how my blog is my temple, right? The Bar None has its Patron Deity (David Hasselhoff), its Patron Sain’t (Kiefer Sutherland) and now its Bar Nun: Lindsay Lohan. [From the juiced-box and from one lush to another: Amy Winehouse - You Know I'm No Good] Y’all know by now that on May 24th, LA…

Drink Mating: My Heart Is Thirsty

Here’s the freakin’ idea of the Century. Internet dating through empties. You buy a bottle of cheap wine (which is called “Soif de Coeur”, or “Thirsty Heart” in French) and drink at least ¾s of it to find a secret code inside, at the bottom of the back label. After you’re sufficiently buzzed, you try to…