Sex & The Pity

Remember how you didn’t like Sex in the City because you were a guy? Sure, there were some cute girls but were they really all that cute? Honestly? Not so much but they were for sure more annoying with the way they only drank Manhattans and thought they were better than everybody else and went…

Charlie Sheen: i Want You for Functional Alcoholic Slurperson

[Press 'Play' for the Charlie Sheen Apocalypse Me theme song: Carlos Santana - #Winning] My Flow Alcoholics, For those of you sober enough to notice or drunk enough to care, my title has officially changed to Temporal Functional Alcoholic Slurperson. As i failed at functioning and quit being a practicing alcoholic (and with all that practicing…

10 Drinks i’m Gonna Miss

My fellow alcoholics, D.R.I.N.K.E.R.s and members of the D Generation (Drinking Generation), ‘Tis i, your Temporal (as i will have to relinquish my crown shortly) Functional Alcoholic Slurperson here with another Top 10 Lips. As you probably suspect, after the troubles earlier this year i’ve stopped drinking. While this decision is obviously something i need to go…