Booze Nooze: Justin Bieber Is A 27-Year-Old Girl

From the juiced-box: Robert Storoy/DJ Robban (feat. Selma) – Who U Are [Press ‘Play’ for a cool tune totally unrelated to the subject at hand; scroll down to the end for the details] The saddest, scariest thing about the real story (and if you click on the article you’ll be whisked to the original TMZ article) is…