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How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 6-11

Day 6

Day 06 CollageMiss D and i took an excursion into the local throbbing metropolis for the day. The fact the i didn’t start getting my buzz on until after the day trip had nothing to do with the backwards encouragements to rat out drunk drivers. Quite the contrary, the quaint threat made me want to drive the thin line.

Miss D & i Ignore The Signs

Miss D & i Ignore The Signs

Quaint Town

Backwards Sign

i'm All About the Bush, Baby

i'm All About the Bush, Baby

Good News On The Horizon

Good News On The Horizon

Drink Log

  • 7 Busch Lights
  • 5 glasses of Merlot

Day 7

Day 07 Collage

The Main Event of Day 7 was my discovery of the Fish Bowl wine glass.

A Red Fish Bowl

A Red Fish Bowl

Drink Log

  • 5 Bush Lights
  • 5 fishbowls of  ‘Red Wine’

Day 8

This was the day i started giving up Bush for my Buds.

Alls i Need Is A Pack of Smokes & My Buds

Alls i Need Is A Pack Of Smokes & My Buds

Drink Log

  • 6 Bud Lights
  • 5 (?–lost track) ‘Red Wine’
  • 2-3 (lost more track) Chardonnay

Day 9

Day 09 Collage

Black & White Wine

Black & White Wine

Drink Log

  • 1 Busch Light
  • 5 Bud Lights
  • 1 fishbowl ‘Dry White’ wine
  • 2 fishbowls ‘Red Wine’

Day 10

One Of My Buds

One Of My Buds

Drink Log

  • 6 Bud Lights
  • 3 fishbowls white wine (Chardonnay?)

Day 11

My Buds & i

My Buds & i

Drink Log

  • 3 Bud Lights
  • 6 (?–lost track) ‘Red Wine’
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How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 4 & 5

Day 4

Day 04 Collage

Grabbed a lot of Lite Bush today. My strategy for most of the get-away was to drink light beer all day because it’s self recycling. At the rate of one an hour (hey, the fridge was a long way away from my hangout and laziness won out over alcoholism) Light Beer is high self maintenance: after a couple / three, i start to piss it all away.

As the day wore on and on me, i made a pit stop in Manhattan (not pictured) before I once again resorted to whining.

Cold Bush

Cold Bush

A Wine with a View

A Wine with a View

Drink Log

  • 4 Busch Lights
  • 1 Manhattan
  • 5 glasses of Merlot

Day 5

Day 05 Collage

i Got A Lot Of Bush Today

i Got A Lot Of Bush Today

i Whined Red

i Whined Red

Then i Dryly Whined White

Then i Dryly Whined White

Drink Log

  • 6 Busch Lights
  • 3 glasses Merlot
  • 2 glasses ‘Dry White’

How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 2 & 3

Day 2

My Trailer Trash Buds

My Trailer Trash Buds

i arrived at Camp David (Hasselhoff) late in the afternoon and hooked up with a triplet of Buds from the trailer. After that, there was only enough time for a couple of immigrants.

A Good Bud at Camp David (Hasselhoff)

A Good Bud at Camp David (Hasselhoff)

Drink Log

  • 3 Budweisers
  • 2 Coronas

Day 3

Day 03

i started off in the Bush, stretching four across the afternoon, before Camp David (Hasselhoff) was besieged by Mexicans who put me in charge of the bar. Yeah, right. Me as bartender… Hmm. It’s kinda like, i dunno:

  • A pedophile as middle school principal
  • An arsonist as fire-chief
  • George Dubya as President

Following that debacle, all i could do was wine. My hypnoSis and i wined so much we killed a Little Penguin.

A Bush in the Hand

A Bush in the Hand

Who Made An Inmate The Warden!?

Who Made An Inmate The Warden!?

Box Wine

Note the Name of the Wine: "Red Wine"--Klassy with a Capital 'K'

Crime Scene Photo of a Dead Little Penguin

Crime Scene Photo of a Dead Little Penguin

Autistic Rendition of a Dead Little Penguin

Autistic Rendition of a Dead Little Penguin

Drink Log

  • 4 Busch Lights
  • 2 Margaritas
  • 6 glasses of red wine (box ‘Red Wine’ and Little Penguin Merlot)

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