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Audio Dregs #4 Spring Breaks & Dark Places Booze Revooze

In this week’s dregs we got a bar that’s a zoo, a sick doctor, an odor to Spring Break, a hamster that has strange taste and the frat brat that tapped that, plus peeps flavored beer, Jessica Alba in a bikini, Taylor Momsen’s sins and a Booze Revooze of “Dark Places”.

April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

0-5 Shots: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

Not from the juiced-box but the soundtrack: Billy Boyd – The Last Goodbye [Press ‘Play’ for maybe the only thing gayer than a hobbit] For those reading this the day before the US … Continue reading

December 11, 2014 · 2 Comments

0-5 Shots: Magic in the Moonlight

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Leo Reisman (Cole Porter) – You Do Something To Me [Press ‘Play’ for the traditional Woody Allen jazz shit] Ramblings: Cheap tricks Final Proof: 3 shots … Continue reading

November 9, 2014 · 3 Comments

0-5 Shots: HORNS

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Fever Ray – If I Had a Heart [Press ‘Play’ for part of a killer soundtrack: Fever Ray – If I Had A Heart] To prove … Continue reading

October 16, 2014 · 1 Comment

0-5 Shots: Dracula Untold

Yeah, i got to see this on October 1, a full 9 days before y’all in the States. And because i know you don’t believe me – and who can … Continue reading

October 2, 2014 · 2 Comments

0-5 Shots: Edge of Tomorrow

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Willy Moon – Railroad Track [Press ‘Play’ for a cool ass song played in the background during a barracks’ scene, i think] Ramblings: Groundhog War Final … Continue reading

June 9, 2014 · 2 Comments

0-5 Shots: Maleficent

[AllKHallism: i feel it only fair to point out to those of you new to the Bar None that, while i may be reviewing a child’s film here, there is … Continue reading

May 29, 2014 · 1 Comment

0-5 Shots: X-Men: Days of Future Past

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Roberta Flack – The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face [Press ‘Play’ for a taste of 1973] Ramblings: The X Factor Final Proof: 4 Shots … Continue reading

May 21, 2014 · 2 Comments

0-5 Shots: GODZILLA (2014)

From the juiced-box and the film: Elvis Presley – Devil in Disguise [Press ‘Play’ for what happens in Vegas doesn’t stay in Vegas] Ramblings: Goodzilla Final Proof: 3½ Shots You know … Continue reading

May 14, 2014 · 2 Comments

0-5 Shots: The Amazing Spider-man 2

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Alicia Keys ft. Kendrick Lamar – It’s On Again Ramblings: The Adequate Spider-man 2 Final Proof: 2½ Shots You know how you get drunk with … Continue reading

May 1, 2014 · 2 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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