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Audio Dregs #3 Binge Drinking: Dead Drunk, Pool of Jäger, and “Big Eyes”

Today’s special is Binge Drinking, including all you can drink suckaay, a Brazilian kid with all he couldn’t drink, and a pool of Jägermeister and when i say pool i … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Audio Dregs #02 Slipknot, Rehab addiction, Chappie and Die Antwoord’s Yo-Landi Vi$$er

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #02 You can either click ‘Play’ to listen to it online… . Audio Dregs #02 …or right click the above link and ‘save link as’ to … Continue reading

March 21, 2015 · 2 Comments

Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask #01

The rumors were true. Your eyes were fed up of me and now your ears can be, too. Barmaids and Beerhounds… i give you the Audio Dregs Pirate Pod Cask … Continue reading

March 13, 2015 · 7 Comments

Dregs of the Week: November 2014 (Thanks Forgiven)

The dregs are back, bigger and bitter than ever. Like i got a drunk cheerleader picking up and going down on her kids’ friend, i got Koreans afraid the Irish … Continue reading

November 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Frieber!

i heard the news today, and, oh boy, i’m at a loss. As a Functional Alcoholic Slurperson (Temporal) and tender bartender here at the Bar None, i’d like to take … Continue reading

January 29, 2014 · 1 Comment

Darwin Awards for Drunks: 2013 BarWin Awards VOTE HERE

All last week i posted the best of the worst, those 6 people who make drinking look bad. Oh sure, we’ve all been stupid drunk before but not this fucking … Continue reading

January 13, 2014 · 2 Comments

Darwin Awards for Drunks: 2013 BarWin Awards (Can-idate #6)

You’ve heard of the Darwin Award, which lists the most ridiculous deaths of people so stupid that their passing helps out the human race by taking their genes out of … Continue reading

January 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Darwin Awards for Drunks: 2013 BarWin Awards (Can-idate #5)

You’ve heard of the Darwin Award, which lists the most ridiculous deaths of people so stupid that their passing helps out the human race by taking their genes out of … Continue reading

January 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Darwin Awards for Drunks: 2013 BarWin Awards (Can-idate #4)

You’ve heard of the Darwin Award, which lists the most ridiculous deaths of people so stupid that their passing helps out the human race by taking their genes out of … Continue reading

January 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Darwin Awards for Drunks: 2013 BarWin Awards (Can-idate #3)

You’ve heard of the Darwin Award, which lists the most ridiculous deaths of people so stupid that their passing helps out the human race by taking their genes out of … Continue reading

January 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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