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A Bar None ChristmAss (2014 Sedition)

As of right now, 403 patronizers have found there way into the Bar None, and you can add one more because i’m here with you. i know you have the choice … Continue reading

December 25, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Christmas Gifts on a Drunk’s Pissed List (A Top Ten Lips)

Bar Angels and Boozehounds, the time has come yet again to waste some of your hard earned beer money on other people who won’t be able to contain their disappointment … Continue reading

December 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

A Bar None Christmas Special Education

So far there are 1,802 of y’all who’ve strolled into the Bar None to pass some time on Christmas, and you can add one more to that number because i’m … Continue reading

December 25, 2012 · 2 Comments

10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips) [A Lazy Ass Repost]

Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks … Continue reading

December 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

Happy Swalloween in the Bar None

i’ve decided to start a tradition, if “tradition” means fucking up the same way twice. Which it does. So i’m taking down last year’s dead meat and hanging up some … Continue reading

October 31, 2012 · 5 Comments

10 Celebrity Halloween Costumes (A Top 10 Lips)

Tired of the question “What will you come as?” when you’re not sex role playing? Tired of being yourself and yet still don’t know what you want to be this … Continue reading

October 28, 2012

The Hot Rod Unloads – Would Somebody Take A Photo Of Me Topless Please?

Like many grumpy bastards my age (mid-30’s….) I like to have a rant against the world. Thanks to the internet, everyone can rant away to their heart’s content. Whether people … Continue reading

September 30, 2012 · 1 Comment

Dregs of the Summer: The Week of July & August, 2012 (and then some)

Dregs wait for no time, not even summer time, and here’s a mess o’ proof of that right here. We got Rihanna partying harder than her body, Adele living larger … Continue reading

September 2, 2012 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week: The Week of May & June, 2012

Long time no dregs, so i’m back with a flash to look at some drunk ass shit going down in the world. Miss Drunk USA comes in both small and … Continue reading

June 17, 2012 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week: May 2012

Jenna Jameson invents a whole new kind of Dirty Pole Dancing, James Bond gets rich drinking beer, and Kate Middleton, the already rich Princess of Tarts, would like to teach … Continue reading

May 28, 2012 · 3 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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