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10 Christmas Gifts on a Drunk’s Pissed List (A Top Ten Lips)

Bar Angels and Boozehounds, the time has come yet again to waste some of your hard earned beer money on other people who won’t be able to contain their disappointment … Continue reading

December 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

20 All-You-Can-Eat Vodkas

After the resounding success of my Vodka for 9-year-olds, i figured what the fuck, there’s grown ups who like vodka too, right? The problem is, our tastes have moved past candy, … Continue reading

November 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Vodkas 9-Year-Olds Will Love (A Top 10 Lips)

How many times have people come up to me and said, “Al K Hall, my kids just aren’t taking to vodka as quickly as I did at their age. What … Continue reading

November 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Alternate Uses of Powdered Alcohol

(9 if you don’t include the one everyone already though of.) Palcohol, powered alcohol for the movers and martini shakers out there, is trying to get approval. Staying on top of things is … Continue reading

May 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips) [A Lazy Ass Repost]

Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks … Continue reading

December 24, 2012 · 2 Comments

10 Celebrity Halloween Costumes (A Top 10 Lips)

Tired of the question “What will you come as?” when you’re not sex role playing? Tired of being yourself and yet still don’t know what you want to be this … Continue reading

October 28, 2012

Dregs of the Week: May Whatever, 2012

To all you mothers out there… a special Dregs dedicated to those special women in our lives that make each day easier, better and sweeter–and our mothers, too. i’d also … Continue reading

May 13, 2012 · 7 Comments

10 New Beers Resolutions (A Top 10 Lips)

Here it is, the beginning of another year and you’re starting it off wishing you could forget the few memories still hanging on from last night. i know, and how else … Continue reading

January 1, 2012 · 8 Comments

10 Drunk Xmas Gifts (A Top 10 Lips)

Christmas is upon us like a drunken stripper on Ecstasy and, just like that North Pole dancer, Xmas is a bitch we have to buy presents for before she fucks … Continue reading

December 18, 2011 · 6 Comments

10 Drinks i’m Gonna Miss

My fellow alcoholics, D.R.I.N.K.E.R.s and members of the D Generation (Drinking Generation), ‘Tis i, your Temporal (as i will have to relinquish my crown shortly) Functional Alcoholic Slurperson here with another Top … Continue reading

March 13, 2011 · 10 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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