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Audio Dregs #4 Spring Breaks & Dark Places Booze Revooze

In this week’s dregs we got a bar that’s a zoo, a sick doctor, an odor to Spring Break, a hamster that has strange taste and the frat brat that tapped that, plus peeps flavored beer, Jessica Alba in a bikini, Taylor Momsen’s sins and a Booze Revooze of “Dark Places”.

April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Darwin Awards for Drunks: 2013 BarWin Awards VOTE HERE

All last week i posted the best of the worst, those 6 people who make drinking look bad. Oh sure, we’ve all been stupid drunk before but not this fucking … Continue reading

January 13, 2014 · 2 Comments

Booze Revooze: G.I. JOE: RETALIATION

From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: The Four Horsemen – Back In Business Again [Press ‘Play’ for some fuckers back for another round] i got lucky again, if “lucky” means … Continue reading

March 28, 2013 · 5 Comments


From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Eddie Redmayne, Daniel Huttlestone & Students – Drink with Me [Press ‘Play’ for “Let the wine of friendship never run dry…”] Ramblings: Less Miserable … Continue reading

January 16, 2013 · 3 Comments

Dregs of the Week: New Yeah’s 2013

The New Year has come even if you haven’t (but hey, the couple that fakes it together, makes it together) and brings with it a whole barrel bottom-ful of Dregs. … Continue reading

January 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

Dregs of the Week: September 16 – December 19, 2012

It’s that time of year where i write about September dregs in December. i’ll talk about things like Facebooked Teens, Red Bullshit, wrecked Ferraris, wrecked Ferrari drivers, Yo Ho Hoes, … Continue reading

December 19, 2012 · 3 Comments


[Click here for a guide to Booze Revooze and the rating system used] From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Rob Zombie – Dragula [Press ‘Play’ for a song they dance … Continue reading

November 9, 2012 · 8 Comments

Are You Octoberfest Drunk? An Online Quiz

Time once again for that yearly event that is the closest the Germans will ever get to Christmas: Octoberfest. All the party hounds can now migrate Over the Wine and … Continue reading

October 7, 2012 · Leave a comment

Booze Revooze: THE AVENGERS

[Click here for a guide to Booze Revooze and the rating system used] From the juiced-box and the soundtrack: Soundgarden – Live to Rise [Press ‘Play’ for the coolest thing … Continue reading

August 26, 2012 · 11 Comments

Dregs of the Week: The Week of May & June, 2012

Long time no dregs, so i’m back with a flash to look at some drunk ass shit going down in the world. Miss Drunk USA comes in both small and … Continue reading

June 17, 2012 · 4 Comments

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Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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