Hot Wine

From the juiced-box and dedicated to the Lady In Red (Wine): Savanna Samson – Kiss You All Over What does the world need more of? Sure, peace and love and multiple orgasms for men … but what does the world need most of? You got it, singing porn stars that make their own wine. Barhounds and beermaids,…

Drink Mating: My Heart Is Thirsty

Here’s the freakin’ idea of the Century. Internet dating through empties. You buy a bottle of cheap wine (which is called “Soif de Coeur”, or “Thirsty Heart” in French) and drink at least ¾s of it to find a secret code inside, at the bottom of the back label. After you’re sufficiently buzzed, you try to…