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Before we got down to the dirty, let me drop this plate from the juiced-box on ya: Mark Lanegan – Morning Glory Wine [Press ‘Play’ for the coolest thing you’ll … Continue reading

June 13, 2011 · 9 Comments

Booze Nooze: Have a Riot Police

From the juiced-box and dedicated to drunken cops all over the world: Radiohead – Karma Police (acoustic)

May 4, 2011 · 4 Comments

The Hot Rod Unloads: My Last Drunken Night

You know how you resign from a job, and all your work colleagues want to take you to the pub and get you hammered? Ply you with booze, perhaps engage … Continue reading

February 8, 2011 · 4 Comments

Hot Wine

From the juiced-box and dedicated to the Lady In Red (Wine): Savanna Samson – Kiss You All Over What does the world need more of? Sure, peace and love and … Continue reading

January 8, 2011 · 14 Comments

How i Was Spent My XXX-Mas Vacation 2010 – DAY 1

[Press ‘Play’ for a song from the juiced box that really has that vacation flavor. Sublime – 40 Oz. To Freedom] Most of y’all do not know it, but i’m … Continue reading

December 17, 2010 · 4 Comments

Dregs of the Week: July 19-25, 2010

Commoner Dregs July 23: Drink $750 Beer Out of a Stoat God but i love headlines that don’t need my help to be funny. And that are educational to boot–how … Continue reading

August 1, 2010 · 6 Comments

Drink Mating: My Heart Is Thirsty

Here’s the freakin’ idea of the Century. Internet dating through empties. You buy a bottle of cheap wine (which is called “Soif de Coeur”, or “Thirsty Heart” in French) and … Continue reading

May 18, 2010 · 11 Comments

The Booze Talkin': An Exclusive Interview With My Mom

‘Member how in the last Dregs Of The Weeks i said: On a more somber note, my Mom is coming tomorrow and you know what that means. i’m gonna spend … Continue reading

April 28, 2010 · 12 Comments

Wine Bottle Forest (A Photo Slideshow)

A glimpse of what Sunday morning looks like here in The Bar None…

April 25, 2010 · 5 Comments

i Drank From A Magnum

    From the juiced-box: Neil Diamond – Red, Red Wine Yesterday at my favorite restaurant, the chef gave me and my customers a Magnum, which is the equivalent of … Continue reading

January 9, 2010 · 8 Comments

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Thanks For Patronizing Me

Welcome to my Bar None. A hole in the wall where we can hang out and trade the kind of stories you swap only when you've had one too many and either can't find your way home or are afraid to. Hell, it's cheaper than therapy and plus the pictures are prettier. Here we'll crack open bottles and jokes and 'last call' are the only dirty words you'll never hear. 

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