Can you maintain a long term relationship (with someone whose name is not Jack Daniels or Jim Beam)?.
Do you still have a job?
If you can function as an alcoholic and have something to say, postulate your can-idacy for Functioning Alcoholic Slurperson (FASe).
Open Elections (it’s like an Open Bar without the booze) will be held in September 2009.
To be a can-idate–or to nominate one–simply post the can-idacy as a comment to this blog.
Currently Drinking: Cabernet Sauvignon red; i just polished off the bottle. Oh yeah, i did have that bottle and a half of table wine at lunch.
Hangover Forecast: i wish i could feel as good tomorrow a i do right now, but i’m gonna have to pay the price for feeling this good/being this numb.