Open Call for Can-idates

Al K Hall Is Our FASeDo you drink your daily quantity of piss in beer?

Can you maintain a long term relationship (with someone whose name is not Jack Daniels or Jim Beam)?.

Do you still have a job?

If you can function as an alcoholic and have something to say, postulate your can-idacy for Functioning Alcoholic Slurperson (FASe).

Open Elections (it’s like an Open Bar without the booze) will be held in September 2009.

To be a can-idate–or to nominate one–simply post the can-idacy as a comment to this blog.

Paid for by Partakers in Al K Hall: The FASe of Our Generation

Paid for by Partakers in Al K Hall: The FASe of Our Generation

Currently Drinking: Cabernet Sauvignon red; i just polished off the bottle. Oh yeah, i did have that bottle and a half of table wine at lunch.

1Hangover Forecast: i wish i could feel as good tomorrow a i do right now, but i’m gonna have to pay the price for feeling this good/being this numb.

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