Election Day

Please cast your vote for International Functional Alcoholic Slurperson.

You may only vote for one of the following:

  • Al K Hall Al K Hall
  • Praying Manther Praying Manther
  • Wanda Woman Wanda Woman & Iva Blojob Iva Blojob
  • Wile Kiotey Wile Kiotey

International drinkers the world over thank you for your participation.

Stay tuned tomorrow to discover your new FASe!

How i Was Spent My Summer Vacation: Days 2 & 3

Day 2

My Trailer Trash Buds

My Trailer Trash Buds

i arrived at Camp David (Hasselhoff) late in the afternoon and hooked up with a triplet of Buds from the trailer. After that, there was only enough time for a couple of immigrants.

A Good Bud at Camp David (Hasselhoff)

A Good Bud at Camp David (Hasselhoff)

Drink Log

  • 3 Budweisers
  • 2 Coronas

Day 3

Day 03

i started off in the Bush, stretching four across the afternoon, before Camp David (Hasselhoff) was besieged by Mexicans who put me in charge of the bar. Yeah, right. Me as bartender… Hmm. It’s kinda like, i dunno:

  • A pedophile as middle school principal
  • An arsonist as fire-chief
  • George Dubya as President

Following that debacle, all i could do was wine. My hypnoSis and i wined so much we killed a Little Penguin.

A Bush in the Hand

A Bush in the Hand

Who Made An Inmate The Warden!?

Who Made An Inmate The Warden!?

Box Wine

Note the Name of the Wine: "Red Wine"--Klassy with a Capital 'K'

Crime Scene Photo of a Dead Little Penguin

Crime Scene Photo of a Dead Little Penguin

Autistic Rendition of a Dead Little Penguin

Autistic Rendition of a Dead Little Penguin

Drink Log

  • 4 Busch Lights
  • 2 Margaritas
  • 6 glasses of red wine (box ‘Red Wine’ and Little Penguin Merlot)